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Anti-Vaxxer Outraged Friends ‘Listened to Common Sense and Science,’ and Had Their Baby Vaccinated

SPRING FALLS, CALIFORNIA -- 46-year-old California resident Dennis Myers calls himself "mostly apolitical," but he does have one issue that serves as a litmus...

David Avocado Wolfe In Critical Condition After Apparent Accidental Crystal Chakra Voodoo Overdose

AURA CITY, WOOSCONSIN -- Local authorities and doctors are confirming at this time that lifestyle coach, nutrition guru, and the World's Most Enlightened and...

Americans Disappointed To Find Out Trump Wasn’t On Falcon Heavy

Yesterday, SpaceX, the private sector aerospace development company run by inventor and entrepreneur Elon Musk, launched a rocket they dubbed "Falcon Heavy" into orbit...

Pharmaceutical Company Develops Screechitol, World’s First Auditory Contraceptive

PharmTek Incorporated, a subsidiary of Galactic Chemical Enterprises, announced a new contraceptive they've been developing over the last two years is ready for a...

Study Reveals Inverse Relationship Between Genital Size and Saying “Cuck”

One of the nation's leading scientific research organizations has concluded that the more someone uses the word "cuck" in their everyday speech, the smaller...

Typing “Go Fuck Yourself” On Facebook Now Unleashes A Stream Of Cute Little Animated Dildos

SILICON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Social media giant Facebook is constantly trying to improve the experience its billions of users have every day on the...

Donald Trump Jr. To Have Breakthrough Plastic Surgery For His ‘Chronic Jizz Face’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The president's son will be undergoing a radical, experimental new plastic surgery procedure, and the hope is that when...

5 Ways Your Sex Robot Is Telling You They’re Ready To Be Programmed To Fuck Other People

So you're in love, and everything's going well. The romance is alive, the passion is plentiful. And the sex? Oh boy, the sex! It's...

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