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David “Avocado” Wolfe Named FDA High Wizard Chieftain Of Raw Foods And Woo

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump announced that he has created and filled a new important position in the federal government, today from the...

New Scientific Study Identifies Modern Libertarianism As Most Effective Form Of Birth Control

A new study published in the New England Manual For Medicinal Musings may have just identified the most effective contraceptive method developed to date. According...

New Study Reveals Inverse Relationship Between Penis Size And Times Word “Cuck” Is Used

One of the nation's leading scientific research organizations has concluded that the more someone uses the word "cuck" in their everyday speech, the smaller...

Anti-Vaxxer Outraged Friends ‘Listened to Common Sense and Science,’ and Had Their Baby Vaccinated

SPRING FALLS, CALIFORNIA -- 46-year-old California resident Dennis Myers calls himself "mostly apolitical," but he does have one issue that serves as a litmus...

David Avocado Wolfe In Critical Condition After Apparent Accidental Crystal Chakra Voodoo Overdose

AURA CITY, WOOSCONSIN -- Local authorities and doctors are confirming at this time that lifestyle coach, nutrition guru, and the World's Most Enlightened and...

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