April 3, 2020 April 3, 2020 Confused Health Guru Contracts COVID-19 Despite Using His Best Turmeric Chakra Cleanse by James Schlarmann
March 7, 2020 March 7, 2020 David Avocado Wolfe and Gwyneth Paltrow Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team by James Schlarmann
March 6, 2020 March 6, 2020 NRA Backs Trump’s Proposed ‘Second Amendment Cure’ for Coronavirus by James Schlarmann
March 5, 2020 March 5, 2020 CDC Issues Guidelines for Safe Handjobs During Coronavirus Outbreak by James Schlarmann
March 3, 2020 March 3, 2020 We Interviewed a 2-Month Old Fetus and Got Its Feelings on Abortion by James Schlarmann
June 26, 2019 November 16, 2019 Researchers Name New Aggressive Form of Rectal Cancer After William Barr by James Schlarmann
May 10, 2019 May 10, 2019 GA Governor Open to Abortion Exception If Fetus Future Democrat by James Schlarmann
March 26, 2018 March 26, 2018 New Scientific Study Identifies Modern Libertarianism As Most Effective Form Of Birth Control by James Schlarmann
March 5, 2018 September 8, 2019 David Avocado Wolfe In Critical Condition After Apparent Accidental Crystal Chakra Voodoo Overdose by James Schlarmann
