March 7, 2020 March 7, 2020 David Avocado Wolfe and Gwyneth Paltrow Appointed to Coronavirus Response Team by James Schlarmann
March 6, 2020 March 6, 2020 NRA Backs Trump’s Proposed ‘Second Amendment Cure’ for Coronavirus by James Schlarmann
March 5, 2020 March 5, 2020 CDC Issues Guidelines for Safe Handjobs During Coronavirus Outbreak by James Schlarmann
March 3, 2020 March 3, 2020 We Interviewed a 2-Month Old Fetus and Got Its Feelings on Abortion by James Schlarmann
February 26, 2020 February 26, 2020 Trump Worried Too Many Solar Panels Means Humans Might ‘Suck Up All the Sunlight’ by James Schlarmann
November 30, 2019 November 30, 2019 Trump Orders Facebook and Twitter to Force Users to Like and Follow Him by James Schlarmann
October 24, 2019 December 26, 2019 Mark Zuckerberg Probably Won’t Mind Us Publishing That He Fucks Sheep on Facebook by James Schlarmann
August 26, 2019 February 11, 2020 NASA Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity by James Schlarmann
August 1, 2019 August 1, 2019 Trump Asks White House Engineers to Downsize the Big Red Button by James Schlarmann
