August 1, 2019 August 1, 2019 Trump Asks White House Engineers to Downsize the Big Red Button by James Schlarmann
June 26, 2019 June 26, 2019 Researchers Name New Aggressive Form of Rectal Cancer After William Barr by James Schlarmann
May 10, 2019 May 10, 2019 GA Governor Open to Abortion Exception If Fetus Future Democrat by James Schlarmann
August 3, 2018 January 9, 2019 Software Company Develops Real-Time App To Alert Viewers When Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Lying by James Schlarmann
June 19, 2018 June 19, 2018 Elon Musk Mulls Acquiring And Then Immediately Deleting Facebook by James Schlarmann
June 3, 2018 June 3, 2018 Man Not Convinced He Made Right Smartphone Purchase Until He Sends First Unbidden Digital Penile Image With It by James Schlarmann
May 9, 2018 May 9, 2018 Woman Spends Sixteen Hours A Day Switching Her Facebook Feed From “Top Stories” To “Most Recent” by James Schlarmann
March 26, 2018 March 26, 2018 New Scientific Study Identifies Modern Libertarianism As Most Effective Form Of Birth Control by James Schlarmann
March 15, 2018 January 9, 2019 Astronaut Worried He Doesn’t Have All The Wrong Stuff For Trump’s Space Force by James Schlarmann
March 14, 2018 March 14, 2018 Stephen Hawking’s Brain Still Operating At Higher Level Than Most Living Humans by James Schlarmann
