June 19, 2018 June 19, 2018 Elon Musk Mulls Acquiring And Then Immediately Deleting Facebook by James Schlarmann
June 3, 2018 June 3, 2018 Man Not Convinced He Made Right Smartphone Purchase Until He Sends First Unbidden Digital Penile Image With It by James Schlarmann
May 9, 2018 May 9, 2018 Woman Spends Sixteen Hours A Day Switching Her Facebook Feed From “Top Stories” To “Most Recent” by James Schlarmann
March 26, 2018 March 26, 2018 New Scientific Study Identifies Modern Libertarianism As Most Effective Form Of Birth Control by James Schlarmann
March 15, 2018 March 15, 2018 Astronaut Worried He Doesn’t Have All The Wrong Stuff For Trump’s Space Force by James Schlarmann
March 14, 2018 March 14, 2018 Stephen Hawking’s Brain Still Operating At Higher Level Than Most Living Humans by James Schlarmann
March 5, 2018 March 5, 2018 David Avocado Wolfe In Critical Condition After Apparent Accidental Crystal Chakra Voodoo Overdose by James Schlarmann
February 7, 2018 February 7, 2018 Americans Disappointed To Find Out Trump Wasn’t On Falcon Heavy by James Schlarmann
January 23, 2018 January 23, 2018 Pharmaceutical Company Develops Screechitol, World’s First Auditory Contraceptive by James Schlarmann
January 19, 2018 January 19, 2018 New Study Reveals Inverse Relationship Between Penis Size And Times Word “Cuck” Is Used by James Schlarmann
