A new study published in the New England Manual For Medicinal Musings may have just identified the most effective contraceptive method developed to date. According to researchers at the Northeastern University in Gladstone, Ohio, modern […]
CAPE JUSTICE, FLORIDA — Astronaut Commander Michael Deckster has been one of the world’s most highly trained pilots for more than a decade and a half. It was his exemplary record as a Navy pilot […]
JOLLY OLD ENGLANDSHIRE, UK — Doctors in the United Kingdom announced what they called a “groundbreaking, if not all that terribly surprising” development involving the late Stephen Hawking’s brain function. Though Dr. Hawking passed away […]
AURA CITY, WOOSCONSIN — Local authorities and doctors are confirming at this time that lifestyle coach, nutrition guru, and the World’s Most Enlightened and Wizened Man, David “Avocado” Wolfe is in critical but stable condition […]
Yesterday, SpaceX, the private sector aerospace development company run by inventor and entrepreneur Elon Musk, launched a rocket they dubbed “Falcon Heavy” into orbit with a very special payload — a car made by Musk’s […]
PharmTek Incorporated, a subsidiary of Galactic Chemical Enterprises, announced a new contraceptive they’ve been developing over the last two years is ready for a crucial testing phase, and if it passes those clinical trials, they […]
One of the nation’s leading scientific research organizations has concluded that the more someone uses the word “cuck” in their everyday speech, the smaller their penis tends to be. The term cuck is Internet slang […]
SILICON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Social media giant Facebook is constantly trying to improve the experience its billions of users have every day on the biggest social media platform on the web. Each new tweak to […]
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The president’s son will be undergoing a radical, experimental new plastic surgery procedure, and the hope is that when it’s completed his face will look, according to doctors, “a lot […]
So you’re in love, and everything’s going well. The romance is alive, the passion is plentiful. And the sex? Oh boy, the sex! It’s incredible. The best sex you’ve probably had in your entire life, […]
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