Politics

Court Filings Reveal FBI’s Code Name for Don Jr: Individual-IQ-1

BENEDICT, NEW YORK — Last week, court filings in FBI Special Counsel Robert Mueller‘s ...

Trump Jr. Tells Mueller He’ll Roll Over on ‘The Actual U.S. President’

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — This morning, President Donald Trump unleashed another torrent of ...

Jeff Sessions Can Finally Unwind, Smoke a Doob, and Forget About Persecuting Brown People Awhile

GREEN FIELD SPRINGS, CALIFORNIA — Just after former Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced his ...

White House Offers Compromise: Birthright Citizenship For White Babies Only

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump set the American political scene on ...

Ted Cruz Grills Kavanaugh For His Views On Booger Eating

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Senate Judiciary Committee has been interviewing Judge Brett Kavanaugh as ...

Flags And McCain’s War Boner at Half Mast

WASHINGTON, D.C. — From sea to shining sea, from New York to California, from ...

Hillary Clinton Circling Omarosa’s Building Shouting, ‘Lock Her Up!’

At the time of publication, eyewitnesses are reporting that former Secretary of State Hillary ...

Steven Seagal Looking Forward To Piss Whores

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — Former alleged actor and martial artist Steven Seagal will be the ...