Politics

Trump Campaign Debuts New 2020 Slogan: “If She’s Brown, Deport Her Down”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The reelection campaign for President Mushroompenis Trump has rolled out a ...

After 14 Hours in the UK Without Fox News, President Convinced Donald Trump Is Danger to America

LONDONTOWNSHIPSHIRE, ENGLANDVILLE KINGDOM — Upon arriving in the United Kingdom for a three day ...

Missouri Dems Propose Classifying Erections That Precede Abortions as Accessories to Murder

TRAPPEDIN, MISSOURI — Democrats in the Missouri State legislature have proposed a new law that ...

GA Governor Open to Abortion Exception If Fetus Future Democrat

ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Georgia Governor Brian Kemp signed a controversial anti-abortion bill into law ...

IRS and God Confirm: Trump Is Equally as Christian and Billionaire

In a rather unforeseen twist, God and the Internal Revenue Service have issued a ...

Stephen Miller Wants ‘Brown Skinned’ Americans to Wear Special Sombrero Patches

WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House Nationalist Insecurity Adviser Stephen Miller is the man behind ...