Politics

Trump Will Only Pardon Turkey That Voted For Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump said that he would continue a ...

Obama Releases List of States That Have Legally Barred Him From Running Charities

SECRET COMMUNIST SHARIA BUNKER, KENYA — Former President Barack Hussein Obama has, for the ...

Self-Loathing, Blind, and Deaf Woman Explains Why She’s Still Voting for Donald Trump

GREENBELT, MINNESOTA — Helen Whipplemyer is still voting for Donald J. Trump next November, ...