September 3, 2019 September 3, 2019 Trump Claims He Never Would’ve Said Dorian Would Hit Alabama If He Knew Where Alabama Was by James Schlarmann
August 30, 2019 August 30, 2019 Rod Rosenstein Takes Barr’s Phallus Out of His Mouth So He Can Criticise Comey Easier by James Schlarmann
August 15, 2019 August 15, 2019 Trump Asks if Israel Would Like a Visit from Some “Very Fine People” from Charlottesville Instead of the Squad by James Schlarmann
August 13, 2019 August 13, 2019 President’s Reelection Campaign Unveils New White Pointed MAGA Hoods by James Schlarmann
August 8, 2019 August 8, 2019 Congresswoman Suggests Trump ‘Go Back to the Overflowing Toilet’ He Came From by James Schlarmann
August 3, 2019 August 3, 2019 Trump: Only People Who Voted For Him Should Have First Amendment Rights by James Schlarmann
August 1, 2019 August 1, 2019 Trump Asks White House Engineers to Downsize the Big Red Button by James Schlarmann
July 31, 2019 July 31, 2019 Man Files Freedom of Information Request for Donald Trump’s ‘Human Birth Certificate’ by James Schlarmann
July 29, 2019 July 29, 2019 Trump Campaign Debuts New 2020 Slogan: “If She’s Brown, Deport Her Down” by James Schlarmann
June 3, 2019 June 3, 2019 After 14 Hours in the UK Without Fox News, President Convinced Donald Trump Is Danger to America by James Schlarmann
