March 23, 2018 March 23, 2018 Mushroom Cloud Assures Americans John Bolton Will Shape Trump’s Foreign Policy In Sane, Rational Direction by James Schlarmann
March 22, 2018 March 22, 2018 Trump Tells Mueller FBI Better Not Send Any Democrats To Arrest Him by James Schlarmann
March 12, 2018 March 12, 2018 Betsy DeVos Is Pretty Sure She’s Heard Of This School Thing You Keep Talking About by James Schlarmann
March 9, 2018 March 9, 2018 Poll: Most Americans ‘Totally Cool With’ North Korea Keeping Trump by James Schlarmann
March 4, 2018 March 4, 2018 Trump Appoints David “Avocado” Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo by James Schlarmann
March 4, 2018 March 4, 2018 Report: President Trump Still Likes Russian Whore Piss And Wants To Fuck His Daughter by James Schlarmann
February 19, 2018 February 19, 2018 Presidents Day Trivia: 45 Facts About 44 Presidents And One Orange Douchebag by James Schlarmann
February 19, 2018 February 19, 2018 Wayne LaPierre Too Busy Scrubbing Blood Off Hands To Equivocate About Gun Violence by James Schlarmann
February 18, 2018 February 18, 2018 Trump Worried He Hasn’t Made The Murder Of School Children About Him Enough by James Schlarmann
February 17, 2018 February 17, 2018 Trump: ‘There Are Good People On Both Sides Of Robert Mueller’s Indictments’ by James Schlarmann
