March 20, 2019 March 20, 2019 Mr. Ivanka Trump Continues His Twitter Feud With Mr. Crypt Keeper by James Schlarmann
March 6, 2019 March 6, 2019 DNC Wants Bernie Sanders to Take Blood Oath and Kiss Chair’s Ring Before Trying to Help the Party Win by James Schlarmann
February 5, 2019 February 5, 2019 Trump Still Memorizing State Names Ahead of SOTU Address by James Schlarmann
January 19, 2019 January 19, 2019 Trump: David Dennison Emailed John Barron to Have Individual-1 Direct President of Puerto Rico to Tell Cohen to Commit Perjury, Not Him by James Schlarmann
January 17, 2019 January 17, 2019 Trump Will Give State of the Union From McDonald’s Parking Lot by James Schlarmann
December 19, 2018 December 19, 2018 Sarah Sanders Confidently and Stridently Incorrectly Explains To Her Ham Sandwich How Government is Funded by James Schlarmann
December 12, 2018 May 7, 2019 Court Filings Reveal FBI’s Code Name for Don Jr: Individual-IQ-1 by James Schlarmann
November 15, 2018 January 9, 2019 Trump Jr. Tells Mueller He’ll Roll Over on ‘The Actual U.S. President’ by James Schlarmann
November 8, 2018 November 8, 2018 Jeff Sessions Can Finally Unwind, Smoke a Doob, and Forget About Persecuting Brown People Awhile by James Schlarmann
October 30, 2018 October 30, 2018 White House Offers Compromise: Birthright Citizenship For White Babies Only by James Schlarmann
