August 14, 2018 August 14, 2018 Local Man Just Wants to Ensure Immigrants Are Generally Smarter and More Capable Than Himself And Other Idiotic Americans by James Schlarmann
August 13, 2018 August 13, 2018 Hillary Clinton Circling Omarosa’s Building Shouting, ‘Lock Her Up!’ by James Schlarmann
May 14, 2018 May 14, 2018 Emergency Crews Working To Remove Jeff Sessions From Package of E.L. Fudge Cookies by James Schlarmann
April 3, 2018 April 3, 2018 Trump Touts Rising Approval Ratings Among White Conservative Christian Middle Aged Men Named Jack In Red MAGA Hats by James Schlarmann
April 2, 2018 April 2, 2018 Trump Says Undocumented Mexicans Coming Here To Take Advantage Of The Homestead Act by James Schlarmann
March 28, 2018 March 28, 2018 Trump Says He’ll Have Mexican American Soldiers Pay For His Southern Wall by James Schlarmann
March 23, 2018 March 23, 2018 Mushroom Cloud Assures Americans John Bolton Will Shape Trump’s Foreign Policy In Sane, Rational Direction by James Schlarmann
March 22, 2018 March 22, 2018 Trump Tells Mueller FBI Better Not Send Any Democrats To Arrest Him by James Schlarmann
