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The Time Someone Bought an Election With Bottles of Water

Maybe Republicans have a reason to be suspicious of people getting bottled water while waiting in line to vote.

Kemp Signs Georgia Law Establishing ‘Separate, But Unequal Democracy’

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- There has been quite a lot of news coming out of Georgia this week on the voting rights front. To the surprise...

Democrat Joe Manchin Opposes Democrat Agenda

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Joe Manchin of West Virginia is a Democrat. At least, that's what all the official paperwork seems to indicate. According...

Ted Cruz: “We Can’t Do Something About Gun Violence Until We’re Done Doing Nothing”

Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-TX) doesn't want to do anything about gun violence until the country is done doing nothing about it first.

NRA Reminds Americans They Don’t Give a Fuck How Many of Their Friends and Family Get Shot

For most of 2020, Americans were dealing with a global covid-19 pandemic outbreak, and as such the number of mass shootings in this country...

Fauci Warns Rand Paul With or Without a Mask, People Can Still Tell He’s a ‘Twat-Waffle’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One thing has become increasingly clear over the last year -- Senator Rand Paul (Q-KY) has some deeply-held animosity toward Dr....

Pepe Le Pew and Mr. Potato Head’s Penis Lead Early 2024 GOP Polls

There are already two new frontrunners in the battle for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination.

Biden’s Name Won’t Be on New Checks Because He Already Knows What It’s Like Signing Checks That Won’t Bounce

"I could see why the previous guy would be tempted to have that feeling for once in his worthless life."

President Biden Apologizes to Neanderthal Americans

"I didn't see a single Neanderthal at the January 6th insurrection."

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