January 30, 2020 January 30, 2020 Ted Cruz: “If I Wasn’t a Smarmy, Partisan Cunt Maybe I’d Care About Trump Being a Lawless Asshole Tyrant” by James Schlarmann
January 29, 2020 January 29, 2020 Crate of New Pants Rushed to White House After Schumer Agrees to Call Hunter Biden by James Schlarmann
January 28, 2020 January 28, 2020 Kushner, Ivanka, Donald Jr, and Eric Trump Condemn Bidens’ Nepotism by James Schlarmann
January 22, 2020 January 22, 2020 Senate GOP Agrees To Hold “Fair and Unbiased Adjudication” of Ice Cream the President Shits by James Schlarmann
January 20, 2020 January 20, 2020 McConnell, Graham, Cruz Take Oath to Stop Blowing Trump Long Enough to Hear Impeachment Case Without Bias by James Schlarmann
January 17, 2020 January 17, 2020 Trump Invokes “Epstein Loyalty Oath” and Lands Dershowitz for His Impeachment Defense Team by James Schlarmann
January 15, 2020 January 15, 2020 Friends Say Now They Understand Why Vince Vaughn’s Hands Smell Like He Doesn’t Use Toilet Paper to Wipe by James Schlarmann
January 15, 2020 January 20, 2020 Trump Asks Why It’s Not Called “Chocolate MLK Day” by James Schlarmann
January 9, 2020 January 9, 2020 Sarah Huckabee: “It Was Stupid of The Constitution to Not Give Presidents Unlimited Powers” by James Schlarmann
December 23, 2019 December 23, 2019 McConnell: “Mulvaney Might Have TOO MUCH Evidence That Exonerates the President to Choose From” by James Schlarmann
