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The Time Someone Bought an Election With Bottles of Water

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Maybe Republicans have a reason to be suspicious of people getting bottled water while waiting in line to vote.
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Kemp Signs Georgia Law Establishing ‘Separate, But Unequal Democracy’

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ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- There has been quite a lot of news coming out of Georgia this week on the voting rights front. To the surprise...
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Democrat Joe Manchin Opposes Democrat Agenda

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sen. Joe Manchin of West Virginia is a Democrat. At least, that's what all the official paperwork seems to indicate. According...
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Ted Cruz: “We Can’t Do Something About Gun Violence Until We’re Done Doing Nothing”

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Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-TX) doesn't want to do anything about gun violence until the country is done doing nothing about it first.
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NRA Reminds Americans They Don’t Give a Fuck How Many of Their Friends and Family Get Shot

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For most of 2020, Americans were dealing with a global covid-19 pandemic outbreak, and as such the number of mass shootings in this country...
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Fauci Warns Rand Paul With or Without a Mask, People Can Still Tell He’s a ‘Twat-Waffle’

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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One thing has become increasingly clear over the last year -- Senator Rand Paul (Q-KY) has some deeply-held animosity toward Dr....
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Pepe Le Pew and Mr. Potato Head’s Penis Lead Early 2024 GOP Polls

James Schlarmann - 0
There are already two new frontrunners in the battle for the 2024 GOP presidential nomination.
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Biden’s Name Won’t Be on New Checks Because He Already Knows What It’s Like Signing Checks That Won’t Bounce

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"I could see why the previous guy would be tempted to have that feeling for once in his worthless life."
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McConnell Blasts Senate Dems for Considering Change to Rules He Never Followed Anyway

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"How dare they use power like I would use it?"
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President Biden Apologizes to Neanderthal Americans

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"I didn't see a single Neanderthal at the January 6th insurrection."
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