Politics

Poll: Most Americans ‘Totally Cool With’ North Korea Keeping Trump

Yesterday, South Korea announced that after having talks with North Korea, President Donald Trump ...

Trump Appoints David “Avocado” Wolfe FDA High Wizard Chieftain of Raw Foods and Woo

WASHINGTON, D.C. —┬áThis morning, President Donald Trump announced that he has directed the Food ...

Presidents Day Trivia: 45 Facts About 44 Presidents And One Orange Douchebag

Today is Presidents Day. Which means one thing for our readership: trivia! Who doesn’t ...

Wayne LaPierre Too Busy Scrubbing Blood Off Hands To Equivocate About Gun Violence

FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — National Rifle Association Executive Vice-President Wayne LaPierre told reporters today that ...

Trump Worried He Hasn’t Made The Murder Of School Children About Him Enough

MAR-A-LAGO, FLORIDA — This morning, President Trump was stopped by reporters as he existed ...

Trump: ‘There Are Good People On Both Sides Of Robert Mueller’s Indictments’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, President Donald Trump, while watching Fox News in the ...

John Kelly Wants OJ Simpson To Join The Trump Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the White House are today saying that General John ...