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Kavanaugh Pledges To Treat Cases Involving ‘Vile, Left-Wing Dangerous Lunatic Democrats’ Fairly

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Embattled Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh issued a statement today in ...

Breaking: Brett Kavanaugh Sure Could Use a Stiff One Or 50 Right About Now

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Following a brutal morning of testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee ...

Kavanaugh Issues Apology For Habitually, Repeatedly, Incessantly Missing Signals He Should Pull Out

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh is under intense, unrelenting scrutiny the ...

Trump: “Those 3,000 Puerto Ricans Died On Purpose To Make Me Look Bad!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Discussing his administration’s response to Hurricane Florence, a massive storm barreling ...

President Says He’s ‘Never Even Heard Of’ Trump Tower

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a perhaps foreseen but surprising move nevertheless, President Trump has ...

Putin Can’t Believe It’s Really Going To Be THAT Easy Bugging Every Single Room In The White House

MOSCOW, RUSSIA — The Russian/American President just cannot believe his luck, sources close to ...

Staffers Say They Still Smell Vladimir Putin’s Dinner on Trump’s Breath

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the White House are confirming at the time of ...

Trump: ‘Ivanka Helped Me See A Different Perspective On Breastfeeding’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Over the course of his presidency thus far, Donald Trump has ...