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Racist, Lying Conman With Tiny Hands, Mushroom Penis, and Bad Spray Tan Who Fantasizes About Boning His Own Daughter Can’t Understand Why Anyone Would...

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Trump just doesn't understand why anyone would ever laugh at his expense, according to sources close to the...

Gordon Sondland Passed His Bus Driver Exam Just Before Impeachment Hearing

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that, prior to his testimony before the House Intelligence Committee's impeachment hearing this morning,...

Clinton Circling Roger Stone’s Court Proceeding Shouting “Gonna Lock Him Up!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and her late model sedan have made yet another surprise appearance, this time outside...

Trump Wants Purple Heart for Getting Ego Bruised by Impeachment

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a closed-door deposition this week, Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman gave what some are calling damning testimony regarding the call between...

Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Are Going to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning the Trump administration announced that First Sons Donald Jr. and Eric Trump will be participating in a new tradition...

Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of Blowjobs’ In Impeachment Case Against Trump

WACO, TEXAS -- Though he's now the chancellor of Baylor University, Ken Starr was made a household name in America while he was the...

Trump Releases New Photos From His Wedding to First Lady Melania

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States released new photos of his wedding with First Lady Melania Trump this morning. The president...

Poll: Majority Approve of Trump Using Nuclear Missile on Dorian If It’s Headed Toward Mar-A-Lago

Hurricane Dorian is picking up steam and headed toward Florida, having narrowly landfall in Puerto Rico. The island territory of the U.S. had become...

President Runs Out of Dipping Sauce and Declares ‘National McNugget McMergency’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at approximately 7:45 am a state of national emergency was declared...

Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi?

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Undoubtedly, the arrest of billionaire Jeffrey Epstein on multiple charges of sex trafficking minors stands to be the biggest story of...

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