February 19, 2019 February 19, 2019 McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit His Entire Dick In There by James Schlarmann
February 17, 2019 February 17, 2019 Trump Runs Out of McNugget Dipping Sauce and Declares National Emergency by James Schlarmann
February 4, 2019 February 4, 2019 President’s Plane Renamed “Air Force Individual-1” by James Schlarmann
January 22, 2019 January 22, 2019 Transgender Afghanistan Vet Hopes Trump’s Bone Spurs Aren’t Hurting Him Anymore by James Schlarmann
January 7, 2019 January 7, 2019 Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown by James Schlarmann
December 6, 2018 December 6, 2018 Trump Promises Supporters He’ll Never Die ‘Like That Cuck Bush’ by James Schlarmann
November 2, 2018 January 9, 2019 Soldier Deployed At Border Hopes His Kevlar Vest Is Rock-Proof by James Schlarmann
October 26, 2018 January 9, 2019 Trump Supporter: “George Soros, The Clintons, and Obamas Clearly Funded The Bombings Of George Soros, The Clintons, and Obamas” by James Schlarmann
October 4, 2018 October 4, 2018 Kavanaugh Pledges To Treat Cases Involving ‘Vile, Left-Wing Dangerous Lunatic Democrats’ Fairly by James Schlarmann
