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President Runs Out of Dipping Sauce and Declares ‘National McNugget McMergency’

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at ...

Navy Reveals Washington Won Its First “Top Flintlock” Trophy

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Officials with the U.S. Navy have confirmed today that George Washington ...

Stephen Miller Wants ‘Brown Skinned’ Americans to Wear Special Sombrero Patches

WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House Nationalist Insecurity Adviser Stephen Miller is the man behind ...

Trump Wonders Whether First Amendment Protects Omar Because She’s Not Christian

WASHINGTON, D.C. — For the last several days, right-wing pundits and politicians have attacked ...

Kirstjen Nielsen Filling Out Employment Application At On The Border Mexican Grill

GOLD HILLS, VIRGINIA — Former Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen will be ...

Michael Avenatti’s New Client Says Trump Sexually Assaulted Her In Front of Hundreds at CPAC

NORTH HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — The attorney who represented Stormy Daniels in multiple suits against ...