September 6, 2019 September 6, 2019 Trump Releases New Photos From His Wedding to First Lady Melania by James Schlarmann
August 29, 2019 August 29, 2019 Poll: Majority Approve of Trump Using Nuclear Missile on Dorian If It’s Headed Toward Mar-A-Lago by James Schlarmann
August 17, 2019 August 17, 2019 Trump Runs Out of Dipping Sauce and Declares ‘National McNugget McMergency’ by James Schlarmann
July 10, 2019 July 10, 2019 Did Epstein Run Black Market Pizza Joints Using a Pedophile Ring as Cover to Sell Uranium to Russians to Cover Up Benghazi? by James Schlarmann
July 9, 2019 July 9, 2019 Navy Reveals Washington Won Its First “Top Flintlock” Trophy by James Schlarmann
April 26, 2019 April 26, 2019 Stephen Miller Wants ‘Brown Skinned’ Americans to Wear Special Sombrero Patches by James Schlarmann
April 22, 2019 April 22, 2019 Trump Shouts ‘NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION!’ in Every Child’s Face at White House Egg Roll by James Schlarmann
April 15, 2019 April 15, 2019 Trump Wonders Whether First Amendment Protects Omar Because She’s Not Christian by James Schlarmann
April 14, 2019 April 14, 2019 Kirstjen Nielsen Filling Out Employment Application At On The Border Mexican Grill by James Schlarmann
April 12, 2019 August 17, 2019 Texas Democrat Introduces Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death by James Schlarmann
