February 27, 2020 February 27, 2020 Poll Shows Majority of Americans Wouldn’t Mind if Coronavirus Outbreak Contained Only to Oval Office by James Schlarmann
January 27, 2020 January 27, 2020 Ken Starr Asked Monica Lewinsky For Presidential Blowjob Advice Before His Impeachment Defense of Trump by James Schlarmann
January 8, 2020 January 8, 2020 Bush Offers to Give Trump ‘Counselship and Tacticalistic Advice’ on Conducting Middle East Wars by James Schlarmann
January 3, 2020 January 3, 2020 Eric Trump Pretty Sure He Got a Puppy From Iraq for Christmas From Daddy by James Schlarmann
December 13, 2019 December 13, 2019 McConnell Promises to Hold Impeachment Trial in Moscow by James Schlarmann
December 12, 2019 December 12, 2019 Jordan, Gohmert, Collins Smugly Confident They’ve Convinced America to Impeach Hunter Biden by James Schlarmann
December 11, 2019 December 11, 2019 Bill Barr: “Non-Whites Who Don’t Own Land Voting Sets a Dangerous Precedent of Self-Governance” by James Schlarmann
December 4, 2019 December 4, 2019 Racist, Lying Conman With Tiny Hands, Mushroom Penis, and Bad Spray Tan Who Fantasizes About Boning His Own Daughter Can’t Understand Why Anyone Would Laugh At Him by James Schlarmann
November 20, 2019 November 20, 2019 Gordon Sondland Passed His Bus Driver Exam Just Before Impeachment Hearing by James Schlarmann
November 15, 2019 November 15, 2019 Clinton Circling Roger Stone’s Court Proceeding Shouting “Gonna Lock Him Up!” by James Schlarmann
