NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The network of lawyers working on the various legal proceedings associated with the Trump presidency has grown once more. Trump attorney Michael Cohen‘s attorneys, who are representing him during the criminal […]
RILEY, VIRGINIA — For the last six months, 19 year old Kristine Mullins has been preparing herself for her life in the U.S. Army. Mullins decided early last year to enlist after a couple of […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, authorities in Texas say that a fifth bomb bound for Austin exploded. This time, however, marks the first bomb that has detonated inside a shipping facility. Officials have begun to […]
EL DORADO VERDE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Earlier this month, Attorney General Jeff Sessions made a visit to Sacramento and formally announced that the Trump administration is suing California over its “Sanctuary Laws.” In an unforeseen […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump has fired his Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson. Just a day after Tillerson broke from the White House’s official non-response the UK confirming that a deadly nerve gas attack […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — This morning, the White House was witness to an extremely awkward and tense moment between President Donald Trump and his First Lady. “Ivanka! Ivanka, c’mon, don’t be harsh on Daddy! It was […]
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — After a bizarre, freewheeling string of interviews all over cable news networks in which he publicly declared he would defy Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s grand jury subpoena, former Trump campaign […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Earlier this week, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, with President Donald J. Trump by her side, announced a new education program called “Every Child Left Behind.” “It’s a new day in America,” […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an unforeseen but perhaps truly world changing series of events, President Donald Trump announced this morning that he had made a “bigly, enormous, and yooge discovery” while cleaning up some papers […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, President Donald Trump was witnessed by several people in his administration bravely charging into a screening room that was showing a screening of the 1988 classic action film, “Die Hard.” The […]
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