Trump Officially Registers His Presidential Rape Type

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Many Americans might presume that President Donald Trump is the first, ...

MAGA Boy: “Why Do Migrant Kids Need to Bathe and Brush Their Teeth If I Don’t?”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster, YouTuber, and country music singer-songwriter Jethro Bohiggins ...

Tennessee Pro-Life Republicans Want to Outlaw All Sex

THEOCRACY MOUNTAIN, TENNESSEE — In the state of Tennessee, pro-life forces are growing tired ...

Local Republican Can’t Wait to Share His Awful Views of Rape, Incest With You

LAKE CHAUVIN, FLORIDA — Lance Westmund is a 52-year-old self-described Born-Again Christian, Republican, gun owner, ...

MAGA Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?”

SCHEIßE GESICHT, GERMANY — Jethro Bohiggins, a fairly well-known right-wing podcaster, YouTube content producer, ...