Study Shows 100% of Abortions You Don’t Get Still None of Your Business

Several red states are in various stages of implementing sweeping abortion bans aimed squarely ...

You Whiny Snowflake Cuck Libtards Owe Me a Space Safe from “OK, Boomer”

The following is an opinionated editorial written by staff writer Bill Dickerdolldildo. Mr. Dickerdolldildo ...

Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year

KASSIR FALLS, CALIFORNIA — Each year, residents The Crypt Keeper’s sleepy California town take ...

Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and ...

John Adams Once Called The King of England for Dirt on Thomas Jefferson

While the nation’s political and governmental institutions grapple with an authentic constitutional crisis, debating ...

MAGA Boy Says His Wedding Made It The Best Family Reunion Yet

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins told his audience ...

22 Year Old Trophy Wife Into Gray Pubes After All

DELAWARE, TEXAS — Kate Singleton just married the man of her dreams, she tells ...