Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife

WASHINGTON, D.C. — While out jogging around town, Senator Marco Rubio was spotted and ...

John Adams Once Called The King of England for Dirt on Thomas Jefferson

While the nation’s political and governmental institutions grapple with an authentic constitutional crisis, debating ...

MAGA Boy Says His Wedding Made It The Best Family Reunion Yet

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins told his audience ...

22 Year Old Trophy Wife Into Gray Pubes After All

DELAWARE, TEXAS — Kate Singleton just married the man of her dreams, she tells ...

Trump Officially Registers His Presidential Rape Type

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Many Americans might presume that President Donald Trump is the first, ...

MAGA Boy: “Why Do Migrant Kids Need to Bathe and Brush Their Teeth If I Don’t?”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster, YouTuber, and country music singer-songwriter Jethro Bohiggins ...

Tennessee Pro-Life Republicans Want to Outlaw All Sex

THEOCRACY MOUNTAIN, TENNESSEE — In the state of Tennessee, pro-life forces are growing tired ...