President Trump Devastated First Lady Forgot Him On Valentine’s Day Again This Year

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Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals

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Man Would Rather be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

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Santa Claus Asks Gun Owners to Stow Weapons Before He Comes

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Study Shows 100% of Abortions You Don’t Get Still None of Your Business

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You Whiny Snowflake Cuck Libtards Owe Me a Space Safe from “OK, Boomer”

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Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year

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