December 1, 2019 December 1, 2019 Study Shows 100% of Abortions You Don’t Get Still None of Your Business by James Schlarmann
November 11, 2019 November 11, 2019 Trump Boys Wish Happy Veterans Day to ‘All The Doggy and Kitty Doctors in America’ by James Schlarmann
October 31, 2019 October 31, 2019 Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year by James Schlarmann
October 8, 2019 October 8, 2019 Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife by James Schlarmann
August 19, 2019 August 19, 2019 Study Shows Being Female Still #1 Risk Factor Associated With Seeing Dicks You Didn’t Ask to See by James Schlarmann
July 19, 2019 July 19, 2019 MAGA Boy Says His Wedding Made It The Best Family Reunion Yet by James Schlarmann
July 15, 2019 July 15, 2019 Man Burning Cross in MAGA Hat Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’ by James Schlarmann
June 27, 2019 June 27, 2019 Trump Officially Registers His Presidential Rape Type by James Schlarmann
June 25, 2019 June 25, 2019 MAGA Boy: “Why Do Migrant Kids Need to Bathe and Brush Their Teeth If I Don’t?” by James Schlarmann
