January 2, 2020 January 2, 2020 Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals by James Schlarmann
January 2, 2020 January 2, 2020 Man Sufficiently Apathetic About Crossing Off New Year Resolution To Accept Reality Of Meaningless Existence by James Schlarmann
December 26, 2019 December 26, 2019 Man Would Rather be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama by James Schlarmann
December 15, 2019 December 15, 2019 Tabasco Lahren: “Non-White Portrayals of Baby Jesus Put You on Santa’s Naughty List” by James Schlarmann
December 9, 2019 December 9, 2019 Santa Claus Asks Gun Owners to Stow Weapons Before He Comes by James Schlarmann
December 1, 2019 December 1, 2019 Study Shows 100% of Abortions You Don’t Get Still None of Your Business by James Schlarmann
November 11, 2019 November 11, 2019 Trump Boys Wish Happy Veterans Day to ‘All The Doggy and Kitty Doctors in America’ by James Schlarmann
October 31, 2019 October 31, 2019 Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year by James Schlarmann
October 8, 2019 October 8, 2019 Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife by James Schlarmann
August 19, 2019 August 19, 2019 Study Shows Being Female Still #1 Risk Factor Associated With Seeing Dicks You Didn’t Ask to See by James Schlarmann
