June 10, 2019 June 10, 2019 Tennessee State House Passes Law Banning Abortion If Your Mother Was Ever Pregnant by James Schlarmann
May 22, 2019 May 22, 2019 Town Shocked When Man Declines to Use Penis as Excuse to Tell Woman What to Do With Her Vagina by James Schlarmann
May 20, 2019 May 20, 2019 Local Republican Can’t Wait to Share His Awful Views of Rape, Incest With You by James Schlarmann
May 13, 2019 May 13, 2019 MAGA Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?” by James Schlarmann
April 12, 2019 April 12, 2019 Texas Democrat Introduces Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death by James Schlarmann
February 24, 2019 February 24, 2019 MAGABomber, Coast Guard Terrorist, Charlottesville Driver Outraged Smollett Tried to Imply MAGA Boys Can Be Violent Sociopaths by James Schlarmann
February 13, 2019 February 13, 2019 Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro Locked in Bitter Custody Battle Over Shared Brain Cell by James Schlarmann
February 1, 2019 February 1, 2019 Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump Jr. Teaming Up to Start Chronic Jizz Face Charity by James Schlarmann
January 27, 2019 January 27, 2019 Hillary Clinton Leaves Voicemail for Roger Stone Apologizing That Her Emails Got Him Locked Up by James Schlarmann
