CDC Reminder: Also Sanitize Your Butt Plugs When There’s No Pandemic

ATLANTA, GEORGIA –Authorities at the Centers for Disease Control have issued a new statement ...

CDC Suggests Couples Start Using “Just the Tip”

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In order to help minimize the spread of the novel coronavirus, ...

Married Couple Might Get to Fuck Again Some Day

SAN GUILLERMO, CALIFORNIA — Neither one of them are to blame, when you get ...

Stephen Miller and His New Bride Enjoying a Lovely Honeymoon Touring Dachau

DACHAU, GERMANY — Over the weekend, White House Senior Racism Adviser Stephen Miller got ...

President Trump Devastated First Lady Forgot Him On Valentine’s Day Again This Year

WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s Valentine’s Day today, but that doesn’t mean that President Trump ...

Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals

WASHINGTON, D.C. — High Priest Reverend Pastor Vice President Mike Pence is like any ...