October 11, 2018 October 11, 2018 Rapist Worried No One Will Believe He’s Raped If He Can’t Remember Exact, Specific Details About Prior Rapes by James Schlarmann
June 26, 2018 June 26, 2018 AAA Releases Guide For Black Travelers To Avoid Areas Where It’s Illegal To Impersonate White Behavior by James Schlarmann
June 22, 2018 June 22, 2018 Couple Totally Not on Same Page About Which Content to Stream While Absent Mindedly Fucking by James Schlarmann
June 12, 2018 June 12, 2018 He Smoked Three Marijuana Cigarettes And STILL Couldn’t Shake The Feeling Life Is A Meaningless Series Of Tragedies Until You Die by James Schlarmann
June 7, 2018 June 7, 2018 Conservative Wookiee Irate At Having To Dial 1 For Shyriiwook by James Schlarmann
May 31, 2018 May 31, 2018 Town Racist Blames Ambien Script Running Out For Brief Bout Of Tolerance by James Schlarmann
May 23, 2018 May 23, 2018 Area Woman Really Doesn’t Give A Fuck If Her Joke Offended You by James Schlarmann
May 7, 2018 May 7, 2018 NRA Spokesterrorist Suggests Schools Relocate To Colt, Bushmaster Factories by James Schlarmann
April 30, 2018 June 22, 2018 Local Man’s Brother Still Hasn’t Forgiven Him For Trading Away Admiral Ackbar Action Figure in 1984 by James Schlarmann
April 24, 2018 April 24, 2018 Local Man No Self-Respecting Woman Would Fuck Can’t Wait To Blast His Abortion Opinion At Full Volume by James Schlarmann
