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Bishop Suggests Biden Help Him Cover-Up Sex Abuse If He Wants to Take Communion

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If the president wants to take communion, Bishop Richard Tugger suggests that Joe Biden "get more involved" with the archdiocese and help the church...
Lifestyle

Fauci Nominated for Nobel Prize in Dealing With Criticism From Morons Who Couldn’t Do Your Job

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The Nobel Prize Committee announced a new round of nominations for their highly sought after award, and a few were in brand new categories,...
Lifestyle

Trump Jr. Furious His Dad Will Pay for Ivanka’s OnlyFans But Not a Cameo From Him

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"Listen here, you tell him that I am not coming to his next rally if he doesn't do at least one Cameo with me,...
Dating/Relationships

Tinder Starts Parlr, a Dating Service for Morons

James Schlarmann -
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Tinder has become one of the leading and most popular dating apps available to people looking to find romance...
Lifestyle

Klansman Outraged That Republicans Keep Claiming He’s a Democrat

James Schlarmann -
"What was the point of voting for all those Republicans if I was just gonna get called a Democrat?"
Lifestyle

John Wilkes Booth Claimed He Confused His Taser for His Derringer

James Schlarmann -
From time to time, one finds oneself in the position to learn about modern times through the lens of history. Perhaps something that happens...
Lifestyle

Doubtful MAGA Doesn’t See How Country That Expelled the Chinese and Interred the Japanese Has an Anti-Asian Problem

James Schlarmann -
"I'm sick and tired of being reminded of things that happened so long ago!"
Lifestyle

Potato Head Tells Fox News They’ve Always Been Gender Fluid

James Schlarmann -
In an interview on Fox News this morning, Potato Head confirmed for the anchors that they've always been gender fluid. "It was the marketing people...
Lifestyle

Man Finds Ted Cruz Drowning and Throws Him a Cement Life Preserver

James Schlarmann -
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While it's not clear at this time exactly why Senator Ted Cruz went for a swim in the Potomac river last...
Lifestyle

Biden Cancels White House Subscription to Ivanka’s OnlyFans

James Schlarmann -
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In about a week, First Lady Ivanka Trump is going to need to find herself a new job, because she won't...
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