February 17, 2020 February 17, 2020 Stephen Miller and His New Bride Enjoying a Lovely Honeymoon Touring Dachau by James Schlarmann
February 14, 2020 February 14, 2020 Incel Warns Left Hand Not to Expect Gifts Because Valentine’s Day Is a ‘Stupid Holiday Invented by Hallmark’ by James Schlarmann
February 13, 2020 February 13, 2020 President Trump Devastated First Lady Forgot Him On Valentine’s Day Again This Year by James Schlarmann
January 2, 2020 January 2, 2020 Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals by James Schlarmann
January 2, 2020 January 2, 2020 Man Sufficiently Apathetic About Crossing Off New Year Resolution To Accept Reality Of Meaningless Existence by James Schlarmann
December 26, 2019 December 26, 2019 Man Would Rather be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama by James Schlarmann
December 15, 2019 December 15, 2019 Tabasco Lahren: “Non-White Portrayals of Baby Jesus Put You on Santa’s Naughty List” by James Schlarmann
December 9, 2019 December 9, 2019 Santa Claus Asks Gun Owners to Stow Weapons Before He Comes by James Schlarmann
December 1, 2019 December 1, 2019 Study Shows 100% of Abortions You Don’t Get Still None of Your Business by James Schlarmann
November 11, 2019 November 11, 2019 Trump Boys Wish Happy Veterans Day to ‘All The Doggy and Kitty Doctors in America’ by James Schlarmann
