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Mississippi Law Labels the Pull-Out Method “Proto Abortion” and Outlaws It

James Schlarmann -
JACKSON, MISSISSIPPI -- Pundits have been wondering if the Supreme Court's lack of action on the new six-week abortion ban in Texas would send...
Lifestyle

Pat Robertson Blames ‘Hot Men Doing Sexy Times on Each Other’s Fannies’ for California Wildfires

James Schlarmann -
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has been watching the developments in California this week quite closely, however it's not the potential recall...
Lifestyle

Scientific Study Shows People Who Think the Election Was Stolen Have This One Thing In Common

James Schlarmann -
A new study from the National Institute of Investigation, Inquiry, and Inquest has delivered some rather fascinating results. If they can be peer reviewed...
Lifestyle

Giuliani Vows to Sue Any Manhattan Bar That Won’t Serve Him

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NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani has been kicked out of the New York State Bar Association, and to...
Lifestyle

Bishop Suggests Biden Help Him Cover-Up Sex Abuse If He Wants to Take Communion

James Schlarmann -
If the president wants to take communion, Bishop Richard Tugger suggests that Joe Biden "get more involved" with the archdiocese and help the church...
Lifestyle

Fauci Nominated for Nobel Prize in Dealing With Criticism From Morons Who Couldn’t Do Your Job

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The Nobel Prize Committee announced a new round of nominations for their highly sought after award, and a few were in brand new categories,...
Lifestyle

Trump Jr. Furious His Dad Will Pay for Ivanka’s OnlyFans But Not a Cameo From Him

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"Listen here, you tell him that I am not coming to his next rally if he doesn't do at least one Cameo with me,...
Dating/Relationships

Tinder Starts Parlr, a Dating Service for Morons

James Schlarmann -
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Tinder has become one of the leading and most popular dating apps available to people looking to find romance...
Lifestyle

Klansman Outraged That Republicans Keep Claiming He’s a Democrat

James Schlarmann -
"What was the point of voting for all those Republicans if I was just gonna get called a Democrat?"
Lifestyle

John Wilkes Booth Claimed He Confused His Taser for His Derringer

James Schlarmann -
From time to time, one finds oneself in the position to learn about modern times through the lens of history. Perhaps something that happens...
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