April 12, 2019 April 12, 2019 Texas Democrat Introduces Bill That Would Sentence Masturbating Men to Death by James Schlarmann
February 24, 2019 February 24, 2019 MAGABomber, Coast Guard Terrorist, Charlottesville Driver Outraged Smollett Tried to Imply MAGA Boys Can Be Violent Sociopaths by James Schlarmann
February 13, 2019 February 13, 2019 Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro Locked in Bitter Custody Battle Over Shared Brain Cell by James Schlarmann
February 1, 2019 February 1, 2019 Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump Jr. Teaming Up to Start Chronic Jizz Face Charity by James Schlarmann
January 27, 2019 January 27, 2019 Hillary Clinton Leaves Voicemail for Roger Stone Apologizing That Her Emails Got Him Locked Up by James Schlarmann
January 24, 2019 January 24, 2019 Klansman Doesn’t Want You Judging His Son Just Because He Wears a White Hood by James Schlarmann
October 18, 2018 October 18, 2018 Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year by James Schlarmann
October 11, 2018 October 11, 2018 Rapist Worried No One Will Believe He’s Raped If He Can’t Remember Exact, Specific Details About Prior Rapes by James Schlarmann
June 26, 2018 June 26, 2018 AAA Releases Guide For Black Travelers To Avoid Areas Where It’s Illegal To Impersonate White Behavior by James Schlarmann
June 22, 2018 June 22, 2018 Couple Totally Not on Same Page About Which Content to Stream While Absent Mindedly Fucking by James Schlarmann
