October 8, 2019 October 8, 2019 Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife by James Schlarmann
August 19, 2019 August 19, 2019 Study Shows Being Female Still #1 Risk Factor Associated With Seeing Dicks You Didn’t Ask to See by James Schlarmann
July 19, 2019 July 19, 2019 MAGA Boy Says His Wedding Made It The Best Family Reunion Yet by James Schlarmann
July 15, 2019 July 15, 2019 Man Burning Cross in MAGA Hat Says Democrats Are the ‘Real Racists’ by James Schlarmann
June 27, 2019 June 27, 2019 Trump Officially Registers His Presidential Rape Type by James Schlarmann
June 25, 2019 June 25, 2019 MAGA Boy: “Why Do Migrant Kids Need to Bathe and Brush Their Teeth If I Don’t?” by James Schlarmann
June 10, 2019 June 10, 2019 Tennessee State House Passes Law Banning Abortion If Your Mother Was Ever Pregnant by James Schlarmann
May 22, 2019 May 22, 2019 Town Shocked When Man Declines to Use Penis as Excuse to Tell Woman What to Do With Her Vagina by James Schlarmann
