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Failing Capitalist State Still Struggling to Provide Heat and Power to Millions

THE CAPITALIST REPUBLIC OF TEXAS  -- In the failed capitalist state of Texas, millions of people are still without power and heat, as officials...

President Says California Fires Made Worse by ‘Windmills Making So Much Wind’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump, who is also a noted scientist with published theories on the safety of looking right at a solar...

Trump Worried Too Many Solar Panels Means Humans Might ‘Suck Up All the Sunlight’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Presdident Donald Trump today told reporters that "one bigly reason" he supports the push for the return to coal as opposed...

Chinese Government Admits Climate Change ‘Total and Complete Bigly Hoax’

SOME CHINESE SOUNDING PLACE, CHINA -- The totally real government of China released a totally legitimate statement to the world press today, perhaps dropping...

Trump Administration Orders EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plant Life

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump Administration ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to divert "as much money as possible" into researching what impact, if any,...

Trump Administration Orders EPA Study On Effects Of Electrolytes On Plant Life

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump Administration ordered the Environmental Protection Agency to divert "as much money as possible" into researching what impact, if any,...

President Trump Pledges To Convert Entire Capital To Renewable White Power

SINGAPORE -- Hours before meeting for a historic summit between himself and North Korean Dictator Kim Jong Un, President Donald Trump has announced a...

Trump Announces U.S. Will Celebrate Flat Earth Day Instead

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning as he was heading out to a Dunkin' Donuts near the White House for his...

EPA Head Scott Pruitt Starts Federal Panel to Challenge Scientific Consensus on Gravity

//pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As reported by The New York Times, EPA head Scott Pruitt convened a panel to challenge the government climate data....

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