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Pro-Life Baker Devastated When Open Bag of Flour Spills and Aborts His Cake

SCHLAFLY RIVER, TEXAS-- 56-year-old Kellen Masteroni has been a baker in his small Texas town for most of his adult life. He began working...

Amazon Starts Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries to All Texas Counties

SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Retail monolith Amazon is adding a new service to certain states in America that will deliver specialized items the same day...

A Complete List of Every Obama Company Under Criminal Indictment

Yesterday, Americans awoke to the news that one of their former presidents was back in legal trouble. One-term, twice-permanently impeached President Donald Trump's company, the...

Local McDonald’s Offering Free Small Fry to Anyone Applying for Poverty Wage Job

DICK'S CREST, CALIFORNIA --  The local McDonald's franchise is, as their assistant manager described to us, "desperate to find employees" to fill vacancies left...

Billionaire Will Be ‘Forced to Hide Money’ From Different Country If Biden Raises His Taxes

AVARICE FALLS, ILLINOIS -- Oliver Garkus made his first million dollars when he was not quite 30 years old, though to be completely accurate, it...

Adjusted for Inflation, Sen. John Thune is a Privileged A-Hole In Any Era

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Recently, Sen. John Thune (Q-SD) railed against raising the minimum wage to $15 an hour, citing the fact that he pulled...

Biden Orders Gas Cost $7 Trillion a Gallon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has served America as an elected public official in one form or another for most of his adult...

McEnany Still Looking for a Taco Bell That Will Hire Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany has still, as of yet, not found her next line of employment. According so...

Biden Will Remove the McDonald’s Kitchen Installed by the Previous Administration

The following story is reprinted with permission from NotReally.News. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is a professional unit of workers...

McEnany Hired By Nation’s Leading Fertilizer Company

This story was first published by our sister publication, Alternative Facts. When she leaves her post as White House Press Secretary next month, Kayleigh McEnany...

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