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A Complete List of Every Obama Company Under Criminal Indictment

Yesterday, Americans awoke to the news that one of their former presidents was back in legal trouble. One-term, twice-permanently impeached President Donald Trump's company, the...

Local McDonald’s Offering Free Small Fry to Anyone Applying for Poverty Wage Job

DICK'S CREST, CALIFORNIA --  The local McDonald's franchise is, as their assistant manager described to us, "desperate to find employees" to fill vacancies left...

Billionaire Will Be ‘Forced to Hide Money’ From Different Country If Biden Raises His Taxes

AVARICE FALLS, ILLINOIS -- Oliver Garkus made his first million dollars when he was not quite 30 years old, though to be completely accurate, it...

Adjusted for Inflation, Sen. John Thune is a Privileged A-Hole In Any Era

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Recently, Sen. John Thune (Q-SD) railed against raising the minimum wage to $15 an hour, citing the fact that he pulled...

Biden Orders Gas Cost $7 Trillion a Gallon

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has served America as an elected public official in one form or another for most of his adult...

McEnany Still Looking for a Taco Bell That Will Hire Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany has still, as of yet, not found her next line of employment. According so...

Biden Will Remove the McDonald’s Kitchen Installed by the Previous Administration

The following story is reprinted with permission from NotReally.News. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is a professional unit of workers...

McEnany Hired By Nation’s Leading Fertilizer Company

This story was first published by our sister publication, Alternative Facts. When she leaves her post as White House Press Secretary next month, Kayleigh McEnany...

Zuckerberg Says He Can’t Ban Steve Bannon Until He Orders the Killing of At Least 15% of Facebook’s Users

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Not long ago, Twitter permanently banned former Trump administration official Steve Bannon when he publicly called for the beheading...

World Shocked to Discover Billionaire Just Entitled Sociopath Asshole

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire and Likely Cartoon Villain Elon Musk wanted his Tesla plant opened back up, and that's exactly what he...

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