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Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage

RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA -- A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new legislation she hopes will be a "counterbalancing measure" to the...

Alabama Grants Personhood to Precum

LAKE DORMIR AVEC LEURS COUSINS, ALABAMA -- Republicans in the State of Alabama have been on a tear lately. They've passed the country's most...

Pat Robertson Warns: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has an ominous warning for America: Stop letting the gays get married, or else God will flood...

GA Governor Open to Abortion Exception If Fetus Future Democrat

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Georgia Governor Brian Kemp signed a controversial anti-abortion bill into law earlier this week.  The new law bans abortions in the...

Agitated Trump Asks Why Jesus Christ ‘Gets Two Birthdays’ and He Only Gets One

MAR-A-LAGO -- Today, before firing off a handful of angry tweets about a report that he says fully exonerates his behavior and actions, President...

French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral

VILLE DE OÙ LES DAMES NUES DANSENT, FRANCE -- Fire investigators looking into what caused the blaze that immolated parts of the famed Notre...

Pat Robertson Says God Wouldn’t Have Let Notre Dame Burn If It Was In ‘Trump’s America’

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist and living fossil record Pat Robertson told a podcast audience today that if the famous Notre Dame cathedral had...

Barr Says No Evidence of Fire in Notre Dame Cathedral

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Authorities in Paris have not determined a cause of the fire that is currently burning within the Notre Dame cathedral. While...

Barr Writes Four Page Summary of Book of Genesis Exonerating God for Great Flood

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr held a press conference at the Department of Justice this morning and presented to the American people...

One Trump Autographed Bible Already Sold on eBay for $666

CORNPONE, ALABAMA -- A man who was at an evangelical church visited by President Trump just sold a Bible the president autographed for him...

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