May 11, 2019 May 11, 2019 NBC To Put Trump Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live by James Schlarmann
May 10, 2019 May 10, 2019 GA Governor Open to Abortion Exception If Fetus Future Democrat by James Schlarmann
April 17, 2019 December 31, 2019 French Authorities Find Charred Bible Signed by Trump in Notre Dame Cathedral by James Schlarmann
February 26, 2019 February 26, 2019 Jeff Sessions: Spike Lee ‘Should Be Arrested for Making His Joints, Not Given Awards’ by James Schlarmann
February 18, 2019 February 18, 2019 Trump Declares ‘Nation-SNL Emergency’ After Comedy Show Really Hurts His Feelings by James Schlarmann
September 15, 2018 September 15, 2018 Robertson Revises: God Probably Won’t Smite America With Hurricanes Over ‘Rimming And Outer-Play Either’ by James Schlarmann
August 30, 2018 January 29, 2020 Fans and Friends Wonder If Louis CK Forced His Comeback on Everyone Too Soon by James Schlarmann
August 22, 2018 August 22, 2018 Ann Coulter’s New Book Is Hundreds Of Recipes That Contain Donald Trump’s Jizz by James Schlarmann
August 21, 2018 January 9, 2019 Recently Deceased Critic Mostly Unimpressed With Obituary His Family Wrote For Him by James Schlarmann
August 20, 2018 January 24, 2020 VP Mike Pence Will Push Congress For Law Stating Life Begins At “Pre-Cum” by James Schlarmann
