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Coronavirus Nominated for Best Virus In a Best Actor in a Lead Role

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- The novel coronavirus woke up to perhaps the best news in its career as an infectious disease: it had been nominated...

Town Goes Nuts for Local Man’s Pubic Topiaries

CHEVEUX DU SUD, LOUISIANA -- For the last several days, the gallery in artist Terry Murkin's small Louisiana hometown has been fielding calls about...

Iconic Rock Band Enters Corporate Partnership With McDonald’s

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Representatives for the band Fleetwood Mac announced a new corporate partnership for the venerable icons of rock. In exchange for funding...

Dad’s Jokes Might Be Better If He Had Time to Hit Open Mics Instead of Working Two Jobs to Support You Fuckin’ Ingrates

PADRECHISTE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- 43 year old Chuck Charleston likes to tell jokes to keep his family from letting life get too serious. Chuck's...

After Browsing Five Streaming Services for 12 Hours, Couple’s Choices Narrowed to Three Shows

It started simply and innocently enough. Melissa asked her boyfriend Tim if he wanted to watch something with her. "Hey, feel like watching something? We...

Spoiler Alert: You’re a Fucking Asshole

Hey, you! Yeah, you! I hope you're sitting down, and in a comfortable place both physically and mentally. Far be it from me to...

Vatican Unveils Papal Vape-als Line of Holy THC Products

THE VATICAN -- Since ascending to the Catholic Church's highest and most important post, Pope Francis has often times taken actions that past popes...

Pat Robertson: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson has an ominous warning for America: Stop letting the gays get married, or else God will flood...

Key Figures in Trump Ukraine Scandal Cast in Reboot of Classic American Movie

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- During an investor call this morning, the Executive Director of Creative Projects for Cinemagic Films announced that the studio has acquired...

Online Petition Requesting CBC Cut Trump Out of “The White House” Reaches 150 Million Signatures

CANADA -- The Canadian Broadcasting Company edited out then-Citizen Donald Trump's cameo in the Christmas sequel Home Alone 2 back in 2014. Cutting Trump's minor,...

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