August 21, 2018 January 9, 2019 Recently Deceased Critic Mostly Unimpressed With Obituary His Family Wrote For Him by James Schlarmann
August 20, 2018 January 24, 2020 VP Mike Pence Will Push Congress For Law Stating Life Begins At “Pre-Cum” by James Schlarmann
August 6, 2018 August 6, 2018 Alex Jones’ Material Is Now Only Available in KKK Pamphlets And Dietary Supplements He Hands You As He Checks You Out At WalMart by James Schlarmann
July 31, 2018 July 31, 2018 Satanic Goat Sacrifice and Skunk Fucking Cult Says Religious Liberty Task Force Allows Them To Discriminate Against Christians by James Schlarmann
July 25, 2018 July 25, 2018 Study Shows Mike Cernovich Thinks About Pedophilia More Than People Who Molest Kids by James Schlarmann
July 23, 2018 July 23, 2018 Disney Partnering With Mike Cernovich Again On “Pizzagate” Biopic by James Schlarmann
June 14, 2018 June 14, 2018 Alt-Right Star Wars Fan Explains Why His Racism, Sexism, and General Bigotry Are Saving Franchise by James Schlarmann
May 29, 2018 May 29, 2018 ABC Replacing “Roseanne” With TV Show Starring Overstuffed Bag Of Farts And Racist Jokes From The 1930’s In A MAGA Hat by James Schlarmann
April 1, 2018 April 1, 2018 Jerusalem Jesus Awakes From Three Day Slumber And Sees Shadow, Predicting Return Of Winter by James Schlarmann
March 30, 2018 May 7, 2019 Kirk Cameron Renounces Faith; Ready To ‘Start Picking Up All That Sweet Growing Pains P**n.’ by James Schlarmann
