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Netflix Announces Tiger King Follow-Up: “Even More Assholes Treating Each Other Like Shit”

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Building off its tremendous popularity, Netflix has announced that they have entered a deal with the producers of the docuseries "The...

Nickelback Fan Can’t Tell Who’s Socially Distancing Themselves From Him During Coronavirus Quarantine

COLD BEACH, WASHINGTON -- Pat Jackson is a huge fan of the band Nickelback. He owns at least four copies of each of their...

Disneyland Having All Its Caribbean Pirates Tested for Coronavirus

ANASLIME, CALIFORNIA -- The Walt Disney Company announced this week that for the first time since the September 11th, 2001 terror attacks, they were...

Coronavirus Nominated for Best Virus In a Best Actor in a Lead Role

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- The novel coronavirus woke up to perhaps the best news in its career as an infectious disease: it had been nominated...

Town Goes Nuts for Local Man’s Pubic Topiaries

CHEVEUX DU SUD, LOUISIANA -- For the last several days, the gallery in artist Terry Murkin's small Louisiana hometown has been fielding calls about...

Iconic Rock Band Enters Corporate Partnership With McDonald’s

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Representatives for the band Fleetwood Mac announced a new corporate partnership for the venerable icons of rock. In exchange for funding...

Dad’s Jokes Might Be Better If He Had Time to Hit Open Mics Instead of Working Two Jobs to Support You Fuckin’ Ingrates

PADRECHISTE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- 43 year old Chuck Charleston likes to tell jokes to keep his family from letting life get too serious. Chuck's...

After Browsing Five Streaming Services for 12 Hours, Couple’s Choices Narrowed to Three Shows

It started simply and innocently enough. Melissa asked her boyfriend Tim if he wanted to watch something with her. "Hey, feel like watching something? We...

Spoiler Alert: You’re a Fucking Asshole

Hey, you! Yeah, you! I hope you're sitting down, and in a comfortable place both physically and mentally. Far be it from me to...

Vatican Unveils Papal Vape-als Line of Holy THC Products

THE VATICAN -- Since ascending to the Catholic Church's highest and most important post, Pope Francis has often times taken actions that past popes...

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