Town Goes Nuts for Local Man’s Pubic Topiaries

CHEVEUX DU SUD, LOUISIANA — For the last several days, the gallery in artist ...

Iconic Rock Band Enters Corporate Partnership With McDonald’s

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Representatives for the band Fleetwood Mac announced a new corporate partnership ...

Spoiler Alert: You’re a Fucking Asshole

Hey, you! Yeah, you! I hope you’re sitting down, and in a comfortable place ...

Vatican Unveils Papal Vape-als Line of Holy THC Products

THE VATICAN — Since ascending to the Catholic Church’s highest and most important post, ...

Pat Robertson: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — Televangelist Pat Robertson has an ominous warning for America: Stop ...

Key Figures in Trump Ukraine Scandal Cast in Reboot of Classic American Movie

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — During an investor call this morning, the Executive Director of Creative ...

Pat Robertson Reminds Christians They’ll Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus

VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who ...