In the 1980s, Kirk Cameron was one of the hottest young stars in Hollywood. Cameron began starring on a network sitcom called “Growing Pains” in 1985 and almost overnight was turned into a teenage heartthrob. […]
ORANTH COUNTY, CALIFORNIA — Right-wing provocateur and alleged journalitht Mike Thernovich wath jutht given a very dithtinguished award for hith lifetime commitment to journalithtic integrity from the editors of Breitbart. In a theremony held in […]
This week, Her Royal Highness the Queen of England knighted living legend Richard Starkey, who is known affectionately around the world as Ringo Starr. Ringo becomes the second Beatle to receive the high honor from […]
VAPID TWUNT, TEXAS — This morning, right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tabasco Lahren told Fox & Friends that she didn’t watch the Oscars, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel on ABC last night. Kimmel’s monologue included […]
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Yesterday, the official portraits of former President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama were revealed at the National Portrait Gallery. By and large the response to the paintings has […]
CARE CHINGADO, TEXAS — At this hour, medical professionals in the Lone Star State are confirming that right-wing commentator, entertainer, and professional conspiracy theorist Alex Jones is in critical condition after his head literally exploded. […]
His ratings were bigly historical…according to Trump. […]
Musicians should be seen and not heard. […]
Fox News is shipping its most plucky and screech-a-rific contributor to North Korea so she can pick Un’s brain about despotic patriotism. […]
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Alt-Right Publishing has announced that they will begin printing more than just leaflets that are handed out at Nazi, Ku Klux Klan, and “Free Speech” rallies across the country. Later this year, […]
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