February 26, 2019 February 26, 2019 Jeff Sessions: Spike Lee ‘Should Be Arrested for Making His Joints, Not Given Awards’ by James Schlarmann
February 18, 2019 February 18, 2019 Trump Declares ‘Nation-SNL Emergency’ After Comedy Show Really Hurts His Feelings by James Schlarmann
September 15, 2018 September 15, 2018 Robertson Revises: God Probably Won’t Smite America With Hurricanes Over ‘Rimming And Outer-Play Either’ by James Schlarmann
August 30, 2018 August 30, 2018 Fans and Friends Wonder If Louis CK Forced Himself On Everyone Too Soon by James Schlarmann
August 22, 2018 August 22, 2018 Ann Coulter’s New Book Is Hundreds Of Recipes That Contain Donald Trump’s Jizz by James Schlarmann
August 21, 2018 January 9, 2019 Recently Deceased Critic Mostly Unimpressed With Obituary His Family Wrote For Him by James Schlarmann
August 20, 2018 January 5, 2019 VP Mike Pence Will Push Congress For Law Stating Life Begins At “Pre-Cum” by James Schlarmann
August 6, 2018 August 6, 2018 Alex Jones’ Material Is Now Only Available in KKK Pamphlets And Dietary Supplements He Hands You As He Checks You Out At WalMart by James Schlarmann
July 31, 2018 July 31, 2018 Satanic Goat Sacrifice and Skunk Fucking Cult Says Religious Liberty Task Force Allows Them To Discriminate Against Christians by James Schlarmann
July 25, 2018 July 25, 2018 Study Shows Mike Cernovich Thinks About Pedophilia More Than People Who Molest Kids by James Schlarmann
