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Iconic Rock Band Enters Corporate Partnership With McDonald’s
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Representatives for the band Fleetwood Mac announced a new corporate partnership ...
Dad’s Jokes Might Be Better If He Had Time to Hit Open Mics Instead of Working Two Jobs to Support You Fuckin’ Ingrates
PADRECHISTE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — 43 year old Chuck Charleston likes to tell jokes to ...
After Browsing Five Streaming Services for 12 Hours, Couple’s Choices Narrowed to Three Shows
It started simply and innocently enough. Melissa asked her boyfriend Tim if he wanted ...
Spoiler Alert: You’re a Fucking Asshole
Hey, you! Yeah, you! I hope you’re sitting down, and in a comfortable place ...
Vatican Unveils Papal Vape-als Line of Holy THC Products
THE VATICAN — Since ascending to the Catholic Church’s highest and most important post, ...
Pat Robertson: God Will Send Hurricanes to All 50 States If ‘Gays Keep Getting Married’
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — Televangelist Pat Robertson has an ominous warning for America: Stop ...
Key Figures in Trump Ukraine Scandal Cast in Reboot of Classic American Movie
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — During an investor call this morning, the Executive Director of Creative ...
Online Petition Requesting CBC Cut Trump Out of “The White House” Reaches 150 Million Signatures
CANADA — The Canadian Broadcasting Company edited out then-Citizen Donald Trump’s cameo in the ...
Pat Robertson Reminds Christians They’ll Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA — Televangelist Pat Robertson has a stern warning for Christians who ...
Man Sees Jesus in 7-Eleven Holiday Cup
COPA MILAGRO, NEW MEXICO — Grant Tabor is a lifelong resident of New Mexico, ...