January 16, 2020 January 16, 2020 Key Figures in Trump Ukraine Scandal Cast in Reboot of Classic American Movie by James Schlarmann
December 27, 2019 December 27, 2019 Online Petition Requesting CBC Cut Trump Out of “The White House” Reaches 150 Million Signatures by James Schlarmann
December 3, 2019 December 3, 2019 Pat Robertson Reminds Christians They’ll Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus by James Schlarmann
August 29, 2019 August 29, 2019 Classic TV Show Being Rebooted, Will Focus on Trump Administration by James Schlarmann
August 23, 2019 August 23, 2019 Intellectual Titan Joe Rogan Shows America How Fun Nazis Can Be When They’re High As Fuck by James Schlarmann
August 20, 2019 August 20, 2019 News of Planned Parenthood Refusing Federal Funding Sparks Impromptu Spank-Off Between Pence, Santorum by James Schlarmann
August 14, 2019 August 14, 2019 Evangelical Libertarian: “Jesus Died on the Cross to End Progressive Taxation” by James Schlarmann
July 28, 2019 November 6, 2019 Hasbro Will Release”Trumpnopoly” Game Where the Point is to File Bankruptcy and Duck Income Tax by James Schlarmann
July 23, 2019 July 23, 2019 Dan Bongino Definitely Doesn’t Secretly Masturbate to Old Videos of Hillary Clinton So Stop Emailing Them to Him by James Schlarmann
June 12, 2019 June 12, 2019 Ted Cruz Defends Klansman’s YouTube Channel: “It Presents the N-Word for Debate in the Marketplace of Ideas” by James Schlarmann
