April 1, 2020 April 1, 2020 Netflix Announces Tiger King Follow-Up: “Even More Assholes Treating Each Other Like Shit” by James Schlarmann
March 23, 2020 March 23, 2020 Nickelback Fan Can’t Tell Who’s Socially Distancing Themselves From Him During Coronavirus Quarantine by James Schlarmann
March 13, 2020 March 13, 2020 Disneyland Having All Its Caribbean Pirates Tested for Coronavirus by James Schlarmann
March 12, 2020 March 12, 2020 Coronavirus Nominated for Best Virus In a Best Actor in a Lead Role by James Schlarmann
March 8, 2020 March 8, 2020 Dad’s Jokes Might Be Better If He Had Time to Hit Open Mics Instead of Working Two Jobs to Support You Fuckin’ Ingrates by James Schlarmann
March 6, 2020 March 6, 2020 After Browsing Five Streaming Services for 12 Hours, Couple’s Choices Narrowed to Three Shows by James Schlarmann
February 17, 2020 February 17, 2020 Vatican Unveils Papal Vape-als Line of Holy THC Products by James Schlarmann
January 16, 2020 January 16, 2020 Key Figures in Trump Ukraine Scandal Cast in Reboot of Classic American Movie by James Schlarmann
