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James Schlarmann

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Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Taco Bell Taps Charlie Daniels To Promote Their New IllumiNachos Bell Grande

Country music legend Charlie Daniels is not a fan of The Illuminati, and he's not afraid to tell anyone about the dangers they pose...

20 Pictures Of Puppies So Smug They’ll Make You Scream

Everyone loves puppies! They're so darn cute and cuddly! Well, that is to say that most puppies are cute and cuddly. Some are, to be frank,...

New Restaurant Caters To Anti-Vaxxers With A Taste For Tide Pods

SWILLY CORN, CALIFORNIA -- At Maison Des Gens Stupides, Chef Roy Ardi says his culinary inspiration is the "refined and the stupid." "We want the...

Mr. Ed And Seabiscuit Deny President Trump Is A Stable Genius

In a joint press release, Mr. Ed, and Seabiscuit -- both Equine Americans -- seemingly refuted statements made in tweets from President Donald Trump. In...

Hillary Clinton Will Read The Audiobook Version Of “Fire and Fury”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Alinsky Talent Agency announced this morning that one of their stable of stars has been tapped to record the...

Typing “Go Fuck Yourself” On Facebook Now Unleashes A Stream Of Cute Little Animated Dildos

SILICON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Social media giant Facebook is constantly trying to improve the experience its billions of users have every day on the...

Black Man Tying Shoes Sends Tammy Lahren Into Rage-Induced Coma

DULLARD, TEXAS -- Representatives for right-wing firebrand conservative commentator Tabasco Lahren are confirming at the time of publication that she is in stable condition,...

Putin Dictates Trump’s New Year’s Resolutions To Him

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Today, Russian President Vladimir Putin made a phone call to Secondary American President Donald Trump and dictated a list of resolutions...

All The Ways The Last Jedi Is A Totally New Departure For Star Wars And Nothing Like The Other Films

The fan reaction to the latest Star Wars movie has been mixed, to say the least. While it seems the majority of die-hards believe that the...

Tomi Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’

VAPID VALLEY, TEXAS -- Conservative right-wing firebrand commentator and Fox News contributor Tributary Lahren told a radio host today that she was about to...

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