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James Schlarmann

James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

News September 13, 2018 September 13, 2018

Trump: “Those 3,000 Puerto Ricans Died On Purpose To Make Me Look Bad!”

Politics September 6, 2018 September 6, 2018

Ted Cruz Grills Kavanaugh For His Views On Booger Eating

Arts & Entertainment August 30, 2018 August 30, 2018

Fans and Friends Wonder If Louis CK Forced Himself On Everyone Too Soon

Politics August 29, 2018 August 29, 2018

Flags And McCain’s War Boner at Half Mast

Arts & Entertainment August 22, 2018 August 22, 2018

Ann Coulter’s New Book Is Hundreds Of Recipes That Contain Donald Trump’s Jizz

Arts & Entertainment August 21, 2018 January 9, 2019

Recently Deceased Critic Mostly Unimpressed With Obituary His Family Wrote For Him

Religion August 20, 2018 January 5, 2019

VP Mike Pence Will Push Congress For Law Stating Life Begins At “Pre-Cum”

Politics August 14, 2018 August 14, 2018

Local Man Just Wants to Ensure Immigrants Are Generally Smarter and More Capable Than Himself And Other Idiotic Americans

Politics August 13, 2018 August 13, 2018

Hillary Clinton Circling Omarosa’s Building Shouting, ‘Lock Her Up!’

Politics August 9, 2018 August 9, 2018

Steven Seagal Looking Forward To Piss Whores

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