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James Schlarmann

James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Food/Dining November 7, 2019 November 7, 2019

Tennessee Man Suing To Shut Down His Local Taco Bell Because It’s ‘Too Mexican’

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Politics November 4, 2019 November 4, 2019

Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

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News November 1, 2019 November 1, 2019

Trump Wants Purple Heart for Getting Ego Bruised by Impeachment

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News October 31, 2019 October 31, 2019

Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Are Going to Scare White House Trick-or-Treaters as ‘Pointy-Headed Ghosts’

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Lifestyle October 31, 2019 October 31, 2019

Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year

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Science/Tech October 24, 2019 October 24, 2019

Mark Zuckerberg Probably Won’t Mind Us Publishing That He Fucks Sheep on Facebook

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Politics October 17, 2019 October 17, 2019

Spoiled Little Rich Bitch Takes Daddy’s Silver Spoon Out of His Mouth to Accuse Others of Nepotism

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Lifestyle October 8, 2019 October 8, 2019

Rubio Says OJ Was Just Probably Just Kidding Around With His Knife

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News September 27, 2019 September 27, 2019

Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of Blowjobs’ In Impeachment Case Against Trump

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Uncategorized September 25, 2019 November 6, 2019

John Adams Once Called The King of England for Dirt on Thomas Jefferson

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