James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Pro-MAGA Musician Drops New Country Single and Video: “I F**k The Flag”

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — A pro-Trump singer/songwriter on the Confederate Records label has ...

MAGA Supporter Visits Germany and Wonders, “Where Are All The Hitler Statues?”

SCHEIßE GESICHT, GERMANY — Jethro Bohiggins, a fairly well-known right-wing podcaster, YouTube content producer, ...

NBC To Put Trump Trigger Warning Before Every Episode Of Saturday Night Live

NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Since becoming President, Donald Trump has tweeted his displeasure ...

GA Governor Open to Abortion Exception If Fetus Future Democrat

ATLANTA, GEORGIA — Georgia Governor Brian Kemp signed a controversial anti-abortion bill into law ...

Local Mom Hopes Her Teenage Daughter Dies a Hero at School Today

LAKE LE’TARGET, MINNESOTA — As 41 year old Carol Scoffley hugged her 13 year ...

IRS and God Confirm: Trump Is Equally as Christian and Billionaire

In a rather unforeseen twist, God and the Internal Revenue Service have issued a ...

Stephen Miller Wants ‘Brown Skinned’ Americans to Wear Special Sombrero Patches

WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House Nationalist Insecurity Adviser Stephen Miller is the man behind ...