James Schlarmann 
Gordon Sondland Passed His Bus Driver Exam Just Before Impeachment Hearing
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Sources close to the situation are reporting that, prior to his ...
Devin Nunes: “It’s Time to Impeach The Media”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA), the ranking member of the House Intelligence ...
Starbucks Unveils Hanukkah, Kwanza, Church of Satan Holiday Cups
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON — Each year, coffee giant Starbucks unveils its holiday cup designs. While ...
Turkey Says “Thanks, But No Thanks” to Trump’s Presidential Pardon
WASHINGTON, D.C. — It’s been a longstanding tradition in America for the sitting president ...
Clinton Circling Roger Stone’s Court Proceeding Shouting “Gonna Lock Him Up!”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and her late model ...
Devin Nunes and Jim Jordan Unsure Whose Turn It Is To Publicly Fluff Trump’s Nads
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The second day of open impeachment hearings in the House Intelligence ...
Meadows: “How Can You Impeach Trump When Obama Was Black, a Democrat, and President First?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressman Mark Meadows is part of the Freedom Caucus in the ...
Jordan Demands Hunter Biden Testify About Why Hillary Won’t Testify About Benghazi’s Connection to Trump’s Call to Ukraine
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Today, Rep. Jim Jordan (R-Trump’s Rectum) was given his first opportunity ...
Haley: “If You Just Close Your Eyes and Plug Your Ears, You Can Tell Trump is Truthful and Fit for Office”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley is on a ...
Trump Boys Wish Happy Veterans Day to ‘All The Doggy and Kitty Doctors in America’
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — After watching their father deliver a speech written by ...