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James Schlarmann

James Schlarmann

Comedian, writer, semi-amateur burrito wrangler and platypus aficionado, James cannot and will not be pigeonholed by anyone's expectations. Unless you want to pay him money, in which case his principles are as malleable as his "children" are "in need of food." Winner of absolutely zero lifetime achievement awards. You should definitely not give a shit about his opinions. James' satire is also found on: Alternative Facts, Alternative Science, The Political Garbage Chute, The Pastiche Post, Satirical Facts Hire James to create (very likely) funny content.

Politics March 27, 2019 March 27, 2019

Barr Says Mueller Report Exonerates Hillary Clinton for Benghazi, Uranium One, Assassin Career

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Politics March 21, 2019 March 21, 2019

McCain Leads Trump in Early 2020 Polling

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Politics March 20, 2019 March 20, 2019

Mr. Ivanka Trump Continues His Twitter Feud With Mr. Crypt Keeper

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Politics March 6, 2019 March 6, 2019

DNC Wants Bernie Sanders to Take Blood Oath and Kiss Chair’s Ring Before Trying to Help the Party Win

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News March 3, 2019 March 3, 2019

Michael Avenatti’s New Client Says Trump Sexually Assaulted Her In Front of Hundreds at CPAC

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News February 28, 2019 February 28, 2019

Trump Regrets Lying About Lying About Telling Michael Cohen to Lie About Him Lying

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Arts & Entertainment February 26, 2019 February 26, 2019

Jeff Sessions: Spike Lee ‘Should Be Arrested for Making His Joints, Not Given Awards’

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Lifestyle February 24, 2019 February 24, 2019

MAGABomber, Coast Guard Terrorist, Charlottesville Driver Outraged Smollett Tried to Imply MAGA Boys Can Be Violent Sociopaths

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Sports February 22, 2019 February 22, 2019

Kraft Apologizes for Paying to Have Balls Deflated

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News February 20, 2019 August 25, 2019

Barack Obama and The Clintons Sue Breitbart, InfoWars, and Fox News for Defamation

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