CABBAGE GLEN, ARIZONA — On most days, Cheryl Michaels can be found at her cubicle, dutifully filing the paperwork her job requires her to, but when she’s not at work, sometimes she’s known to tell […]
This week, reporting in New York Magazine revealed that President Donald Trump and Fox News host Sean Hannity have a very intimate relationship. The relationship between the two men is so strong, in fact, that the two […]
This story was first published on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. — At the time of publication, first responders are still trying to extricate the Attorney General of the United States from what sources close […]
CLEMMONS PASS, MISSOURI — Though she doesn’t consider herself someone who has to spend a lot of time on social media, 41 year old Lori McMichaels says she’s noticed something over the last year. The […]
FAIRFAX, VIRGINIA — Dana Loesch, the NRA’s official spokesterrorist, recently told a group of gun enthusiasts that she thinks the Parkland, Florida school shooting survivors are “flagrantly using their First Amendment rights” and that they […]
GLEN SPRINGS, MICHIGAN — Looking back on it now, with the benefit of a few weeks put between himself and the incident that cost him his job, Greg Latonovich says he wouldn’t change a single […]
GRASS VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — Billy Finnegan has been trying desperately for over 30 years to get Travis, his older brother, to let go of an incident from their childhood that resonates to this day. “I […]
HALSTON, NEW JERSEY — Jason Hubbard is a described “free market capitalist” with a Masters in economics. He is also a self-described conservative, and he also rates his chances of having sexual intercourse with a […]
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The Trump Organization has announced that on May 7th, 2018 they will shut down every single Trump Hotel in the world for one day in order to conduct training seminars […]
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — The network of lawyers working on the various legal proceedings associated with the Trump presidency has grown once more. Trump attorney Michael Cohen‘s attorneys, who are representing him during the criminal […]
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