Politics November 8, 2018 November 8, 2018 Jeff Sessions Can Finally Unwind, Smoke a Doob, and Forget About Persecuting Brown People Awhile
News November 2, 2018 November 2, 2018 Soldier Deployed To Southern Border Hopes His Kevlar Vest Is Rock-Proof
Politics October 30, 2018 October 30, 2018 White House Offers Compromise: Birthright Citizenship For White Babies Only
News October 26, 2018 October 26, 2018 Trump Supporter: “George Soros, The Clintons, and Obamas Clearly Funded The Bombings Of George Soros, The Clintons, and Obamas”
Lifestyle October 18, 2018 October 18, 2018 Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year
Dating/Relationships October 11, 2018 October 11, 2018 Rapist Worried No One Will Believe He’s Raped If He Can’t Remember Exact, Specific Details About Prior Rapes
News October 4, 2018 October 4, 2018 Kavanaugh Pledges To Treat Cases Involving ‘Vile, Left-Wing Dangerous Lunatic Democrats’ Fairly
News October 3, 2018 October 3, 2018 Trump’s Already Picked Out The Perfect Racist Joke To Test FEMA Alert System
News September 27, 2018 September 27, 2018 Breaking: Brett Kavanaugh Sure Could Use a Stiff One Or 50 Right About Now
News September 25, 2018 September 25, 2018 Kavanaugh Issues Apology For Habitually, Repeatedly, Incessantly Missing Signals He Should Pull Out
