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Unathletic Traitor Has Some Thoughts to Share on Simone Biles

MT. DICKHOLE, WEST VIRGINIA -- 48-year-old Doug Palumbo is not what anyone would call athletically gifted, but he doesn't hide from that fact. Friends,...

GOP Leadership: Pelosi ‘Bears Responsibility’ for Jan 6th For Not Declaring Trump King

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A handful of House Republicans in leadership positions held a press conference this morning, minutes before the January 6th special select...

Tucker Carlson Wants to Get One More COVID-19 Vaccine Before He Endorses Them

Fox News host and sentient toilet film Tucker Carlson told his audience last night that he's still "not quite ready" to encourage them to...

Poll: 70% Hope Trump Is Next Billionaire in Space As Long As It’s a One-Way Trip

In the span of a week, two of Earth's billionaire's have boarded rocket ships and blasted off, out of the planet's atmosphere, and reached...

Texas Board of Education Eliminates Need to Teach Kids The South Lost

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- The Texas Board of Education, in a narrow, party line vote, has eliminated teaching history students who won the Civil War...

McCarthy Selects Q-Anon Shaman and MAGA Bomber for January 6th Committee

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After several weeks of anticipation, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA) has chosen the people who will represent the Republican caucus...

Dr. Tucker Carlson Still Not Ready to Endorse COVID-19 Vaccine

COVID-19 vaccines have been available for more than six months, and while an initial surge of Americans taking one of the three currently approved...

Gaetz, Greene Move America First Rally to ‘Suitable’ Stables in Riverside

Usually, whenever Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) speaks about California or Californians, she doesn't have a nice thing to say. Often, she pejoratively refers...

Trump Orders McCarthy to Put the Former First Lady on January 6th Commission

BAD MINCER, NEW JERSEY -- This morning, former, one-term, twice forever impeached President Donald J. Trump met with House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (Q-CA)...

Pro-Life Tennessee Republicans Fighting to Help More Kids Die of Preventable Diseases

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE -- This week, news outlets reported that Tennessee Republicans did something that some might find rather odd during a global pandemic --...

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