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Biden Declares He Doesn’t ‘Give a Shit’ About How Big His Inaugural Crowd Size Was

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For many, many years how large a crowd was that gathered to watch a president be sworn-in was a matter of...

The President of the United States is No Longer Banned from Twitter

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Twitter announced just after 12:00pm Eastern Time that the President of the United States is no longer permabanned from...

Trump Will Spend Last Day as President Farting in Every Room in The White House

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald Trump has just barely over 24 hours left on the clock, and then he will no longer be President of...

Boebert and Taylor Greene to Star in OAN’s “Real Housewives of QAnon”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Far-right media outlet OAN has announced that it will begin airing its own alternative reality TV shows, produced for their target...

GOP Donors Tell Trump They Want Evidence He Can Read Before Giving to His Presidential Library

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald J. Trump will only be president for about another 48 hours, and at that point President-elect Joe Biden will take...

Trump Asks Why It’s Not Called “Chocolate MLK Day”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Martin Luther King Jr.,  the icon of the Civil Rights movement, a man credited with introducing the concept of non-violent protest...

Biden Says He’ll Ask Nuclear Codes to Be Changed From ‘Password123’

This story is reprinted entirely with permission from NotReally.News. DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden told reporters today that Americans should "expect to see a...

Biden Will Remove the McDonald’s Kitchen Installed by the Previous Administration

The following story is reprinted with permission from NotReally.News. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is a professional unit of workers...

White House Engineers Preparing to Remove Baby Gates and Bumper Rails

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In just a matter of days, a new president will be sworn-in, and all over the Hill, preparations are being made...

Genealogist Discovers Recessive ‘Beta’ Gene In People Who Violently Protest Accepting Defeat

Last week, America witnessed in horror as thousands of angry, bitter people stormed the capitol, vandalizing the seat of government and attempting a coup...

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