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Al Franken Offers to Takeover Marjorie Taylor Greene’s House Seat

ESSENEL, MINNESOTA -- Former Senator Al Franken does not currently live in Georgia, he's offered to move to Marjorie Taylor Greene's district so that...

McEnany Still Looking for a Taco Bell That Will Hire Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany has still, as of yet, not found her next line of employment. According so...

Cruz: Senate Should Clear the Former President Because He’s a Private Citizen, Investigate Hunter Biden Instead

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- One thing is becoming increasingly clear -- most Senate Republicans are still deathly afraid of the man who is no longer...

Museum of Holocaust Denial Hires Stephen Miller as New Director

LAKE FUROR, FLORIDA -- When the previous administration left the White House a few days ago, many staffers and aides were still scrambling to...

Man Finds Ted Cruz Drowning and Throws Him a Cement Life Preserver

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While it's not clear at this time exactly why Senator Ted Cruz went for a swim in the Potomac river last...

Marjorie Taylor Greene Files Articles of Impeachment Against Bernie Sanders Mitten Memes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Not long before Joe Biden became the 46th President of the United States, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) was photographed sitting in...

Radical Leftist Nails Kickflip, Supports Medicare for All

LOS AMIGOS ISQUERDOS, CALIFORNIA -- 22-year old Matt Robin is a radical leftist. At least that's what fans of his skateboarding career think. That's...

McConnell Implores Schumer Not to Wield Power Unapologetically Like He Does

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the last decade or so, Mitch McConnell ran the Senate. He did so with such a lust and zeal for...

Palin Donates Half Her Brain to Boebert and Doubles Her Cognitive Capacity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a stunning and unforeseen development, former half-term Alaskan Governor Sarah Palin has donated half her brain to freshman Congresswoman Lauren...

Report: Sleepy Joe Woke Up This Morning and Sniffed The White House Air

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President "Sleepy" Joe Biden shocked millions of cultists still reeling from the stinging rebuke Biden's racist, incompetent, corrupt predecessor...

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