WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Outgoing President Donald J. Trump is resting comfortably, and White Doctors say his bone spurs are feeling fine, after he played...
RIO PINCHE CULERO, TEXAS -- Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Trump's Taint) warned Americans during a Facebook live video session with a conservative pundit that they...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, almost three full weeks after losing his re-election bid, President Donald Trump authorized the Government Services Administration to begin the...
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Not long ago, Twitter permanently banned former Trump administration official Steve Bannon when he publicly called for the beheading...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- None of the legal proceedings initiated by the Trump campaign have resulted in any reported results or projections being changed or...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a moment of unforeseen and rare candor, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell admitted that he is a "wrinkly fuckstick traitor,"...