THE VALLEY, CALIFORNIA — An adult film star has revealed that she and President Donald Trump had a sexual affair that lasted months, even after Second First Lady Melania Trump gave birth to their son Barron.
In an unforeseen twist, another adult film star has come out and revealed she had a secret relationship with former President Barack Hussein Obama (D-Kenya) spanning the course of a couple of weeks, back in 2011. It was a relationship that she says garnered her something special, with the help of Obama. The actress says Obama was “very eager” to help her.
Carmine Electric, a film star whose credits include Balls to My Walls, Balls To My Walls 2, and Return of the Brown-Eye, said that starting in late 2011, she reached out to Obama and made initial contact with him. She said she was “desperate” and knew only Obama could “fill [her] needs.” To her surprise, Obama was more than willing to help her.
“I told him that it felt like I really needed him,” Electric told us. “Only he could fill my needs, too. I told him that. I said to him, no one else can do it like he can. And the crazy part? He agreed!”
Ms. Electric reportedly told Obama she was in need of health insurance and wasn’t sure who to call or how to sign up for it. Being an independent contractor, Carmine doesn’t get employer-sponsored health insurance. She had been told by some of her friends to look into Obamacare, but after asking her Republican uncle about it and being told he’d “gut” her “like a fish” if he found out she’d used “that commie Kenyan’s socialized medicine,” she was scared and decided to contact the Obama in Obamacare.
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