Medicine April 3, 2020 April 3, 2020 Confused Health Guru Contracts COVID-19 Despite Using His Best Turmeric Chakra Cleanse by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment April 1, 2020 April 1, 2020 Netflix Announces Tiger King Follow-Up: “Even More Assholes Treating Each Other Like Shit” by James Schlarmann
Medicine March 30, 2020 March 30, 2020 CDC Says to Stop Licking Surfaces Clean Like Cats by James Schlarmann
Dating/Relationships March 25, 2020 March 25, 2020 Man Issues Formal Apology to Every Woman He Couldn’t Bring to Orgasm by James Schlarmann
Music March 23, 2020 March 23, 2020 Nickelback Fan Can’t Tell Who’s Socially Distancing Themselves From Him During Coronavirus Quarantine by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle March 20, 2020 March 20, 2020 Report: They’re Still Fighting Over the Fucking PS4 Controllers by James Schlarmann
Dating/Relationships March 19, 2020 March 19, 2020 CDC Reminder: Also Sanitize Your Butt Plugs When There’s No Pandemic by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle March 17, 2020 March 17, 2020 7 Fun Ways to Avoid Selling Your Kids to the Circus During Their School’s Coronavirus Quarantine by James Schlarmann
Dating/Relationships March 16, 2020 March 16, 2020 CDC Suggests Couples Start Using “Just the Tip” by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment March 13, 2020 March 13, 2020 Disneyland Having All Its Caribbean Pirates Tested for Coronavirus by James Schlarmann
