Politics January 17, 2020 January 17, 2020 Trump Invokes “Epstein Loyalty Oath” and Lands Dershowitz for His Impeachment Defense Team by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment January 16, 2020 January 16, 2020 Key Figures in Trump Ukraine Scandal Cast in Reboot of Classic American Movie by James Schlarmann
Politics January 15, 2020 January 15, 2020 Friends Say Now They Understand Why Vince Vaughn’s Hands Smell Like He Doesn’t Use Toilet Paper to Wipe by James Schlarmann
Politics January 9, 2020 January 9, 2020 Sarah Huckabee: “It Was Stupid of The Constitution to Not Give Presidents Unlimited Powers” by James Schlarmann
News January 8, 2020 January 8, 2020 Bush Offers to Give Trump ‘Counselship and Tacticalistic Advice’ on Conducting Middle East Wars by James Schlarmann
News January 3, 2020 January 3, 2020 Eric Trump Pretty Sure He Got a Puppy From Iraq for Christmas From Daddy by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle January 2, 2020 January 2, 2020 Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle January 2, 2020 January 2, 2020 Man Sufficiently Apathetic About Crossing Off New Year Resolution To Accept Reality Of Meaningless Existence by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment December 27, 2019 December 27, 2019 Online Petition Requesting CBC Cut Trump Out of “The White House” Reaches 150 Million Signatures by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle December 26, 2019 December 26, 2019 Man Would Rather be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama by James Schlarmann
