Lifestyle February 13, 2019 February 13, 2019 Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro Locked in Bitter Custody Battle Over Shared Brain Cell by James Schlarmann
Politics February 5, 2019 February 5, 2019 Trump Still Memorizing State Names Ahead of SOTU Address by James Schlarmann
News February 4, 2019 February 4, 2019 President’s Plane Renamed “Air Force Individual-1” by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle February 1, 2019 February 1, 2019 Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump Jr. Teaming Up to Start Chronic Jizz Face Charity by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle January 27, 2019 January 27, 2019 Hillary Clinton Leaves Voicemail for Roger Stone Apologizing That Her Emails Got Him Locked Up by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle January 24, 2019 January 24, 2019 Klansman Doesn’t Want You Judging His Son Just Because He Wears a White Hood by James Schlarmann
News January 22, 2019 January 22, 2019 Transgender Afghanistan Vet Hopes Trump’s Bone Spurs Aren’t Hurting Him Anymore by James Schlarmann
Politics January 19, 2019 January 19, 2019 Trump: David Dennison Emailed John Barron to Have Individual-1 Direct President of Puerto Rico to Tell Cohen to Commit Perjury, Not Him by James Schlarmann
Politics January 17, 2019 January 17, 2019 Trump Will Give State of the Union From McDonald’s Parking Lot by James Schlarmann
News January 16, 2019 January 18, 2019 Trump Orders Space Force to Build Space Wall by James Schlarmann
Business, Food/Dining January 16, 2019 January 18, 2019 McDonald’s Debuted New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized January 16, 2019 January 16, 2019 Trump Offers Dems Border Wall Compromise of Giant Retractable Dome by James Schlarmann
News January 7, 2019 January 7, 2019 Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown by James Schlarmann
Politics December 19, 2018 December 19, 2018 Sarah Sanders Confidently and Stridently Incorrectly Explains To Her Ham Sandwich How Government is Funded by James Schlarmann
Politics December 12, 2018 January 14, 2019 Court Filings Reveal FBI’s Code Name for Don Jr: Individual-IQ-1 by James Schlarmann
News December 6, 2018 December 6, 2018 Trump Promises Supporters He’ll Never Die ‘Like That Cuck Bush’ by James Schlarmann
Politics November 15, 2018 January 9, 2019 Trump Jr. Tells Mueller He’ll Roll Over on ‘The Actual U.S. President’ by James Schlarmann
Politics November 8, 2018 November 8, 2018 Jeff Sessions Can Finally Unwind, Smoke a Doob, and Forget About Persecuting Brown People Awhile by James Schlarmann
News November 2, 2018 January 9, 2019 Soldier Deployed At Border Hopes His Kevlar Vest Is Rock-Proof by James Schlarmann
Politics October 30, 2018 October 30, 2018 White House Offers Compromise: Birthright Citizenship For White Babies Only by James Schlarmann
