News January 22, 2019 January 22, 2019 Transgender Afghanistan Vet Hopes Trump’s Bone Spurs Aren’t Hurting Him Anymore by James Schlarmann
Politics January 19, 2019 January 19, 2019 Trump: David Dennison Emailed John Barron to Have Individual-1 Direct President of Puerto Rico to Tell Cohen to Commit Perjury, Not Him by James Schlarmann
Politics January 17, 2019 January 17, 2019 Trump Will Give State of the Union From McDonald’s Parking Lot by James Schlarmann
News January 16, 2019 January 18, 2019 Trump Orders Space Force to Build Space Wall by James Schlarmann
Business, Food/Dining January 16, 2019 January 18, 2019 McDonald’s Debuted New ‘Big Muck’ Hamberders at Clemson White House Dinner by James Schlarmann
Uncategorized January 16, 2019 January 16, 2019 Trump Offers Dems Border Wall Compromise of Giant Retractable Dome by James Schlarmann
News January 7, 2019 January 7, 2019 Obama Offers To Fill-In As President During Government Shutdown by James Schlarmann
Politics December 19, 2018 December 19, 2018 Sarah Sanders Confidently and Stridently Incorrectly Explains To Her Ham Sandwich How Government is Funded by James Schlarmann
Politics December 12, 2018 January 14, 2019 Court Filings Reveal FBI’s Code Name for Don Jr: Individual-IQ-1 by James Schlarmann
News December 6, 2018 December 6, 2018 Trump Promises Supporters He’ll Never Die ‘Like That Cuck Bush’ by James Schlarmann
Politics November 15, 2018 January 9, 2019 Trump Jr. Tells Mueller He’ll Roll Over on ‘The Actual U.S. President’ by James Schlarmann
Politics November 8, 2018 November 8, 2018 Jeff Sessions Can Finally Unwind, Smoke a Doob, and Forget About Persecuting Brown People Awhile by James Schlarmann
News November 2, 2018 January 9, 2019 Soldier Deployed At Border Hopes His Kevlar Vest Is Rock-Proof by James Schlarmann
Politics October 30, 2018 October 30, 2018 White House Offers Compromise: Birthright Citizenship For White Babies Only by James Schlarmann
News October 26, 2018 January 9, 2019 Trump Supporter: “George Soros, The Clintons, and Obamas Clearly Funded The Bombings Of George Soros, The Clintons, and Obamas” by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle October 18, 2018 October 18, 2018 Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year by James Schlarmann
Dating/Relationships October 11, 2018 October 11, 2018 Rapist Worried No One Will Believe He’s Raped If He Can’t Remember Exact, Specific Details About Prior Rapes by James Schlarmann
News October 4, 2018 October 4, 2018 Kavanaugh Pledges To Treat Cases Involving ‘Vile, Left-Wing Dangerous Lunatic Democrats’ Fairly by James Schlarmann
News October 3, 2018 October 3, 2018 Trump’s Already Picked Out The Perfect Racist Joke To Test FEMA Alert System by James Schlarmann
News September 27, 2018 September 27, 2018 Breaking: Brett Kavanaugh Sure Could Use a Stiff One Or 50 Right About Now by James Schlarmann
