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Have You Seen Any Job Openings Where I Can Kill People While Unvaccinated?
James Schlarmann
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October 22, 2021
The following editorial was submitted to this publication by Officer Darrel Dicchest, who just last week announced that he would be retiring from the police force after being a...
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Facebook Hopes Rebranding Itself “WhiteNationalistDumpsterFireBook” Helps Somehow
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October 21, 2021
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U.S. Marshalls Begin Checking Under Bridges for Steve Bannon
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October 20, 2021
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Hell Does Not Welcome Colin Powell as a Liberator
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October 18, 2021
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A Complete List of Every Obama Company Under Criminal Indictment
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Dave Chapelle’s Therapist Confident She’ll Send Her Kids to Ivy League Schools
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Dave Chapelle’s Therapist Confident She’ll Send Her Kids to Ivy League Schools
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William Shatner Boldly Goes Where No Other Over-Actor Has Gone Before
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“Small Government” Governor Dictates to Private Companies What They Can Do About COVID-19
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Hell Does Not Welcome Colin Powell as a Liberator
James Schlarmann
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October 18, 2021
HELL -- When recently deceased former Secretary of State and Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Colin Powell's soul made it to its...
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Pence Says He’s Forgiven Trump for Jan 6th Because ‘Jesus Said to Spread the Other Cheek’
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October 5, 2021
MOSES HILLS, INDIANA -- Speaking before a packed, maskless congregation at a prayer breakfast hosted by a church in his home state, former Vice...
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Rip Van Winkle Worries Chuck Grassley Too Young and Inexperienced for Eighth Term
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September 24, 2021
This morning, the living carbon fossil Chuck Grassley announced that he would be running for his eighth term in the U.S. Senate, representing the...
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Trump Demands the Electoral College Declare Larry Elder Governor of California
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September 15, 2021
FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- Over the course of four years, Donald Trump got quite used to issuing orders and having them carried out at...
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New Policy Lets DeSantis Punch Kids in the Mouth for Wearing a Mask
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September 13, 2021
TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- A new policy instituted by Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) allows him to punch "any and all students" he encounters who are...
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