Dating/Relationships October 11, 2018 October 11, 2018 Rapist Worried No One Will Believe He’s Raped If He Can’t Remember Exact, Specific Details About Prior Rapes by James Schlarmann
News October 4, 2018 October 4, 2018 Kavanaugh Pledges To Treat Cases Involving ‘Vile, Left-Wing Dangerous Lunatic Democrats’ Fairly by James Schlarmann
News October 3, 2018 October 3, 2018 Trump’s Already Picked Out The Perfect Racist Joke To Test FEMA Alert System by James Schlarmann
News September 27, 2018 September 27, 2018 Breaking: Brett Kavanaugh Sure Could Use a Stiff One Or 50 Right About Now by James Schlarmann
News September 25, 2018 September 25, 2018 Kavanaugh Issues Apology For Habitually, Repeatedly, Incessantly Missing Signals He Should Pull Out by James Schlarmann
Politics September 20, 2018 September 20, 2018 Poll: Majority of Americans Think Trump is “The Worst, From the Standpoint of Being President” by James Schlarmann
Religion September 15, 2018 September 15, 2018 Robertson Revises: God Probably Won’t Smite America With Hurricanes Over ‘Rimming And Outer-Play Either’ by James Schlarmann
News September 13, 2018 September 13, 2018 Trump: “Those 3,000 Puerto Ricans Died On Purpose To Make Me Look Bad!” by James Schlarmann
Politics September 6, 2018 September 6, 2018 Ted Cruz Grills Kavanaugh For His Views On Booger Eating by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment August 30, 2018 August 30, 2018 Fans and Friends Wonder If Louis CK Forced Himself On Everyone Too Soon by James Schlarmann
Politics August 29, 2018 August 29, 2018 Flags And McCain’s War Boner at Half Mast by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment August 22, 2018 August 22, 2018 Ann Coulter’s New Book Is Hundreds Of Recipes That Contain Donald Trump’s Jizz by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment August 21, 2018 August 21, 2018 Recently Deceased Critic Mostly Unimpressed With Obituary His Family Wrote For Him by James Schlarmann
Religion August 20, 2018 August 20, 2018 VP Mike Pence Will Push Congress For Law Stating Life Begins At “Pre-Cum” by James Schlarmann
Politics August 14, 2018 August 14, 2018 Local Man Just Wants to Ensure Immigrants Are Generally Smarter and More Capable Than Himself And Other Idiotic Americans by James Schlarmann
Politics August 13, 2018 August 13, 2018 Hillary Clinton Circling Omarosa’s Building Shouting, ‘Lock Her Up!’ by James Schlarmann
Politics August 9, 2018 August 9, 2018 Steven Seagal Looking Forward To Piss Whores by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment August 6, 2018 August 6, 2018 Alex Jones’ Material Is Now Only Available in KKK Pamphlets And Dietary Supplements He Hands You As He Checks You Out At WalMart by James Schlarmann
Science/Tech August 3, 2018 August 3, 2018 Software Company Develops Real-Time App To Alert Viewers When Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is Lying by James Schlarmann
Religion July 31, 2018 July 31, 2018 Satanic Goat Sacrifice and Skunk Fucking Cult Says Religious Liberty Task Force Allows Them To Discriminate Against Christians by James Schlarmann
