Politics March 20, 2019 March 20, 2019 Mr. Ivanka Trump Continues His Twitter Feud With Mr. Crypt Keeper by James Schlarmann
Politics March 6, 2019 March 6, 2019 DNC Wants Bernie Sanders to Take Blood Oath and Kiss Chair’s Ring Before Trying to Help the Party Win by James Schlarmann
News March 3, 2019 March 3, 2019 Michael Avenatti’s New Client Says Trump Sexually Assaulted Her In Front of Hundreds at CPAC by James Schlarmann
News February 28, 2019 February 28, 2019 Trump Regrets Lying About Lying About Telling Michael Cohen to Lie About Him Lying by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment February 26, 2019 February 26, 2019 Jeff Sessions: Spike Lee ‘Should Be Arrested for Making His Joints, Not Given Awards’ by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle February 24, 2019 February 24, 2019 MAGABomber, Coast Guard Terrorist, Charlottesville Driver Outraged Smollett Tried to Imply MAGA Boys Can Be Violent Sociopaths by James Schlarmann
Sports February 22, 2019 February 22, 2019 Kraft Apologizes for Paying to Have Balls Deflated by James Schlarmann
News February 20, 2019 February 20, 2019 Barack Obama and The Clintons Sue Breitbart, InfoWars, and Fox News for Defamation by James Schlarmann
News February 19, 2019 February 19, 2019 McConnell Confident Trump Can Fit His Entire Dick In There by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment February 18, 2019 February 18, 2019 Trump Declares ‘Nation-SNL Emergency’ After Comedy Show Really Hurts His Feelings by James Schlarmann
News February 17, 2019 February 17, 2019 Trump Runs Out of McNugget Dipping Sauce and Declares National Emergency by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle February 13, 2019 February 13, 2019 Charlie Kirk and Ben Shapiro Locked in Bitter Custody Battle Over Shared Brain Cell by James Schlarmann
Politics February 5, 2019 February 5, 2019 Trump Still Memorizing State Names Ahead of SOTU Address by James Schlarmann
News February 4, 2019 February 4, 2019 President’s Plane Renamed “Air Force Individual-1” by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle February 1, 2019 February 1, 2019 Tucker Carlson and Donald Trump Jr. Teaming Up to Start Chronic Jizz Face Charity by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle January 27, 2019 January 27, 2019 Hillary Clinton Leaves Voicemail for Roger Stone Apologizing That Her Emails Got Him Locked Up by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle January 24, 2019 January 24, 2019 Klansman Doesn’t Want You Judging His Son Just Because He Wears a White Hood by James Schlarmann
News January 22, 2019 January 22, 2019 Transgender Afghanistan Vet Hopes Trump’s Bone Spurs Aren’t Hurting Him Anymore by James Schlarmann
Politics January 19, 2019 January 19, 2019 Trump: David Dennison Emailed John Barron to Have Individual-1 Direct President of Puerto Rico to Tell Cohen to Commit Perjury, Not Him by James Schlarmann
