Politics November 8, 2018 November 8, 2018 Jeff Sessions Can Finally Unwind, Smoke a Doob, and Forget About Persecuting Brown People Awhile by James Schlarmann
News November 2, 2018 November 2, 2018 Soldier Deployed To Southern Border Hopes His Kevlar Vest Is Rock-Proof by James Schlarmann
Politics October 30, 2018 October 30, 2018 White House Offers Compromise: Birthright Citizenship For White Babies Only by James Schlarmann
News October 26, 2018 October 26, 2018 Trump Supporter: “George Soros, The Clintons, and Obamas Clearly Funded The Bombings Of George Soros, The Clintons, and Obamas” by James Schlarmann
Lifestyle October 18, 2018 October 18, 2018 Crypt Keeper Going As Kellyanne Conway For Halloween This Year by James Schlarmann
Dating/Relationships October 11, 2018 October 11, 2018 Rapist Worried No One Will Believe He’s Raped If He Can’t Remember Exact, Specific Details About Prior Rapes by James Schlarmann
News October 4, 2018 October 4, 2018 Kavanaugh Pledges To Treat Cases Involving ‘Vile, Left-Wing Dangerous Lunatic Democrats’ Fairly by James Schlarmann
News October 3, 2018 October 3, 2018 Trump’s Already Picked Out The Perfect Racist Joke To Test FEMA Alert System by James Schlarmann
News September 27, 2018 September 27, 2018 Breaking: Brett Kavanaugh Sure Could Use a Stiff One Or 50 Right About Now by James Schlarmann
News September 25, 2018 September 25, 2018 Kavanaugh Issues Apology For Habitually, Repeatedly, Incessantly Missing Signals He Should Pull Out by James Schlarmann
Politics September 20, 2018 September 20, 2018 Poll: Majority of Americans Think Trump is “The Worst, From the Standpoint of Being President” by James Schlarmann
Religion September 15, 2018 September 15, 2018 Robertson Revises: God Probably Won’t Smite America With Hurricanes Over ‘Rimming And Outer-Play Either’ by James Schlarmann
News September 13, 2018 September 13, 2018 Trump: “Those 3,000 Puerto Ricans Died On Purpose To Make Me Look Bad!” by James Schlarmann
Politics September 6, 2018 September 6, 2018 Ted Cruz Grills Kavanaugh For His Views On Booger Eating by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment August 30, 2018 August 30, 2018 Fans and Friends Wonder If Louis CK Forced Himself On Everyone Too Soon by James Schlarmann
Politics August 29, 2018 August 29, 2018 Flags And McCain’s War Boner at Half Mast by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment August 22, 2018 August 22, 2018 Ann Coulter’s New Book Is Hundreds Of Recipes That Contain Donald Trump’s Jizz by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment August 21, 2018 August 21, 2018 Recently Deceased Critic Mostly Unimpressed With Obituary His Family Wrote For Him by James Schlarmann
Religion August 20, 2018 August 20, 2018 VP Mike Pence Will Push Congress For Law Stating Life Begins At “Pre-Cum” by James Schlarmann
Politics August 14, 2018 August 14, 2018 Local Man Just Wants to Ensure Immigrants Are Generally Smarter and More Capable Than Himself And Other Idiotic Americans by James Schlarmann
