News August 17, 2019 August 17, 2019 Trump Runs Out of Dipping Sauce and Declares ‘National McNugget McMergency’ by James Schlarmann
Politics August 15, 2019 August 15, 2019 Trump Asks if Israel Would Like a Visit from Some “Very Fine People” from Charlottesville Instead of the Squad by James Schlarmann
Religion August 14, 2019 August 14, 2019 Evangelical Libertarian: “Jesus Died on the Cross to End Progressive Taxation” by James Schlarmann
Politics August 13, 2019 August 13, 2019 President’s Reelection Campaign Unveils New White Pointed MAGA Hoods by James Schlarmann
Politics August 8, 2019 August 8, 2019 Congresswoman Suggests Trump ‘Go Back to the Overflowing Toilet’ He Came From by James Schlarmann
Politics August 3, 2019 August 3, 2019 Trump: Only People Who Voted For Him Should Have First Amendment Rights by James Schlarmann
Politics, Science/Tech August 1, 2019 August 1, 2019 Trump Asks White House Engineers to Downsize the Big Red Button by James Schlarmann
Politics July 31, 2019 July 31, 2019 Man Files Freedom of Information Request for Donald Trump’s ‘Human Birth Certificate’ by James Schlarmann
Politics July 29, 2019 July 29, 2019 Trump Campaign Debuts New 2020 Slogan: “If She’s Brown, Deport Her Down” by James Schlarmann
Arts & Entertainment, Business July 28, 2019 July 31, 2019 Hasbro Will Release”Trumpnopoly” Game Where the Point is to File Bankruptcy and Duck Income Tax by James Schlarmann
